The weird thing you guys probably don't know about Demo Disk is that, even though it goes up on Mondays (SUNDAYS FOR ROOSTER TEETH SPONSORS!!!), the video is edited on Fridays. It usually takes all day to edit, so we're all stuck at work until it's done.

Thing is, it's the most complicated video we edit all week. And the other thing is, on Fridays, most people are able to phone it in, maybe leave work a little early. Not us, no sir, not the Funhaus Boys! We're here until the video is done, slaving over a hot computer just for you; the viewing audience. Because we're dedicated. 

So enjoy your Friday beers, motherfuckers. 

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SUPER HOT BRO - Demo Disk Gameplay

This is a continuation of the story begun in the description of this video (http://bit.ly/1PQUPPs) and continued here (http://bit.ly/1LYeDdD and http://bit.ly/1CJACFa and http://bit.ly/1MBTcC7 and http://bit.ly/1lXyClq)

A week later The Boy and the Courtesan rounded a bend in the river and The University came into view. The previous few days had been...interesting. The days saw them negotiating rapids, storms, a small pack of wolves. A run-in with the bandits had left him with a scar on his forehead and a hole to plug in the boat -- but also a small sack of silver pennies, a dagger for him, and a bow and quiver of arrows for her. 

The nights saw him building a fire and studiously avoiding staring at The Courtesan as she bathed and taught him songs from her childhood. By the end of the journey, his back was knotted and sore, and the callouses on his hands had callouses, but he felt good. He’d learned more in this week than any time since he’d left The Mountain, and his decision to visit The University meant he’d soon learn even more. 

They tied off the boat at a small dock and sold it to the Wharfmaster. the sack of pennies grew heavier. The Courtesan desired a bath and a change of clothes, so he left her at The Inn of the Halfmoon Sisters. The sack of pennies grew lighter. The Boy then promptly marched over to the Bursar’s Office and enrolled both of them. The sack of pennies grew lighter, still.

He spent the next few days learning about The University: its courses of study and Magisters, its buildings and courtyards, its Colleges and Pomp Houses. The University had a complex system of Colleges and Pomp Houses: The Colleges were specialized enclaves where like-minded scholars could gather and discuss their researches. The Pomp Houses, though were more like brotherhoods, or clubs: residences and dining halls for friends and compatriots. 

Some Pomp Houses, or Pomps, had lineages of hundreds of years, with traditions and rites, with special food and drinks and colors and symbols associated with them. There were Pomps for scions of noble families, mansions and halls large enough for a country estate, and there were Pomps that were little better than glorified boarding houses for destitute students. They existed side by side, in rivalry with each other, constantly battling for status and prestige. 

The Pomps threw lavish parties at the beginning of Crossterms in order to attract new members, and The Boy attended many of them. 

He brought The Courtesan to Kestorhouse, one of the oldest and most distinguished Pomps. She charmed the members with banter and gossip of Eastern Noblemen; after dinner they invited them both to join.

He brought The Courtesan to dance and dine at Pepperpots, a middling Pomp renowned for long nights of music and extravagant feasts. Her graceful footing and appreciation for food won them an invite to join.

He brought The Courtesan to drink at The Empty Flagon, a lower-class Pomp more known for troublemaking and disturbing the peace than for studying. She bested their president in a drinking contest, and they were both invited to join.

“Well,” began The Courtesan, “we have a decision to make. Kestorhouse will be our entry to society, but it will cost us the rest of our coin. Pepperpots is warm and cozy. And The Empty Flagon would be fun -- and cheap! -- but would win us no friends. What Pomp should we join?”

To join Kestorhouse, type “House 1” in the comments
To join Pepperpots, type “House 2” in the comments
To join The Empty Flagon, type “House 3” in the comments

This story will be continued if 1 Dollar 1 Hour continues.

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MINECRAFT SUCKS - 1 Dollar 1 Hour Gameplay

I wanna be the very best
The best in my schoolyard
But I won't ever touch a breast
Till I hold every card

I will talk to old pharaohs
My training will commence
At least I think that's how it goes
This show makes zero sense

Yu-gi-oh! (Gotta quit this game!) it's Matt and James
I know it's a stupid game
Yu-gi-oh, oh, you're kind of shit
In a world I want to quit

Yu-gi-oh! (Gotta quit this game) it plays like poo
I'll give it a bad review
Yu-gi-oh me, I'll gi-oh you
Yu-gi-oooooooh! 


Gotta quit this game! Gotta quit this game!

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DUMBEST GAME EVER - Yu-Gi-Oh Duel

RING RING

Hello, is this the MLG of Gaming? Yes, this is Funhaus, and we're ready 2 go pro. CHYABOI!!

Here's the deal. We're the best Overwatch players in the world, and we wanna get in on the ground floor, before the game's even out. So all the other players can suck it. We wanna b ballin', yo. Team shirts, sweet gaming glasses, product logoz on our sweet shirts. Whatever, we don't care. Time to roll it out.

So what do you say, MLG? U gonna get up on this Funhaus hype or wut?

Hello?

MLG? Hello?

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WORST TEAM EVER - Overwatch Gameplay

Something, something 'danger zone'. I know, I'm not even trying any more.

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TOP GUN GUZZLERS - GTA 5 Gameplay

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Ohhhhhhh, buddy we had a great time on Dude Soup this week. Chad from Screw Attack joined us for a real zesty discussion about games, and games of the year, and game awards that games win, and which games should be considered for those awards.

Trust me: you're gonna want a sweatrag for this bad boy.

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FALLOUT 4 vs WITCHER 3: Game of the Year? - Dude Soup Podcast #45

Today's Video Description Guest Writer is Mr. James Willems

Some times.
Sex crimes.
Feel sticky on her back.

But these nude, Gum shoes.
Are feeling up her crack.
There's not ass too big, no ass too small.
If you need sex just call.

Di-di-di-dick in your tail.
Fuck her rapid.
Di-di-di-dick in your tail.
Don't just fap it.
No, no she never fails to lick your balls
She'll suck your dick 'til it goes raw.

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Funhaus PORN PARODY? - Open Haus #41

Do you have issues with slow anal leakage? Do you ever get that "Muddy Down Under" feeling? Do you find yourself running through dozens of pairs of underwear---and pants--every week? Maybe you should try...Tampoms! 

That's right: Tampoms!

Whether you have the lil' shits, the full squirts, the tiny pebbles, the squeezers, the drip drop, the spray and pray, the gusherz, the soupy sales, the brown tide, the orinoco flow, the old faithful, the molasses juice, the streamers and screamers, the firehose surprise, or the fudgey swirls, Tampoms have got you covered!

All you have to do is unwrap the 'Pom, shove it up your butt, and you're safe from bottomsurge all day long!

**Not for use by minors or dogs**

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2015-11-30_TEENAGE_ROBO-CRAMPS_-_Demo_Disk_Gameplay_[VW2Tdlo1YQ8].description

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TEENAGE ROBO-CRAMPS - Demo Disk Gameplay

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I'm going to level with you guys: almost everyone in Star Wars is a little bitch. WHAT???! Yeah. I said it. Now I'm going to prove it.

Luke: the whiney bitch. Doesn't want to work for his uncle who adopted him. Doesn't take care of the droids. Thinks it's impossible to force lift an X-wing. Luke is a whiney bitch.

Han: the egotistical bitch. Doesn't believe in the Force. Overconfidence in his ship and his own piloting ability. Sexually and romantically threatened by a whiney bitch. Han is an egotistical bitch.

Chewie: the bully bitch. Refuses to play sabaac by the rules. Threatens to rip C-3PO's arms off. Won't take orders from Han, the captain of the ship. Chewie is a bully bitch.

Leia: the mean bitch. Issues ad-hominem attacks and name calling against Luke, Han, Chewie, 3PO...almost everyone. Witnesses the destruction of her home planet without a single tear. Doesn't respect anyone besides Obi Wan. Leia is a mean bitch.

Lando. Nah, Lando is cool.

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DARTH VADER IS A B*TCH - Star Wars: Battlefront Gameplay

Animated by: Andy Jocevicius  -  @YoSavages 
Music by: Martynas Jocevicius @OakOwlRecords

Funhaus Cartoons, Episode 2 is where the shit gets real.

I mean that literally. Shit comes to life (kinda) and walks around a shit. Please enjoy it as much as we did.

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2015-11-28_THE_SH_TTY_KING_-_Funhaus_Cartoons_[O7UhTg4NRBQ].description

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THE SH*TTY KING - Funhaus Cartoons

Corporal Sergeant, reporting for duty, sir! I've been looking forward to War my whole life. My granddad did War. My father did War. And I'm here for War too!

General, I understand that War is hard, but I've been training for War since I was a lil' boy on the farm. I always told my family, "One day I'll be at War. And I won't be here for you because I'm at War. And maybe I'll come home, and maybe I won't. But I have to join Army so that I can fight War."

So let's do it, sir! Let's get some War!

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2015-11-27_WAR_KICKS_ASS_-_Heavy_Fire_-_Shattered_Spear_Gameplay_[lTvwrFGOiZo].description

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WAR KICKS ASS - Heavy Fire: Shattered Spear Gameplay

Happy Thanksgiving, fools. We're not in the office. I'm spending all day in the kitchen with a turkey and 2 cases of wine. Yes. 2 cases. Of wine. And a magnum. Oh, and 2 bottles of sparkling wine and 2 of dessert. That's like 30 bottles. And there are only 9 of us coming to dinner. HAHAHAHA oh god someone is going to die. 

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2015-11-26_RAMP_IT_UP_-_GTA_5_Gameplay_[WZ60yH5zwA0].description

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RAMP IT UP - GTA 5 Gameplay

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LLLLLLLLLAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Welcome to the WORLD FAMOUS Dude Soup, the home of a thousand laughs and a million opinions, all of them wrong! Tonight we are THRILLED to welcome an all new Dude to the Soup. Hailing all the way from the Great White North, please put your hands together for ELYYYYSSSEEEE WILLEMMMMMMSSSS!!!!

**applause**

Elyse comes from an esteemed gaming and Games Journalism background, working as a Producer for many years on Game Trailers. You may have seen her as Pervince in Tabletop Adventures, or playing the role of Elyse Willems in Mandatory Update. 

Elyse is 3'7" tall, with silver-blonde hair and a mischievous elfin grin that proves she's up to no good at all times. We hope you love her as much as we hope we love her. So let's all say Hello, How Are You, and Goodness What A Mischievous Smile as we welcome Elyse to Funhaus.

Please tip your waiters.

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Social Justice RUINING Games? - Dude Soup Podcast #44

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Spoole had a doctor's appointment, so this is like the 5th week in a row of not having a regular Open Haus.

But when you think about it, what is a "regular Open Haus"? Every week is a cavalcade of idiot talking over each other, trying to one up on the loud dumb jokes. Each episode has someone moving cameras, or storming out of the room, or taking off their shirts. Not a Tuesday goes by when we don't get bitchy with each other about stealing the mic for 15 seconds.

So I ask you the question: what is a Regular Open Haus? Or are we just irregular people, and we should accept that nothing will be normal? I dunno. I just work here.

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We are TRANSFORMERS? - Open Haus #40

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Let's see, what kind of description should I write today? I've already done a fake Star Trek intro. You know, one of those "Space, the final frontier" kind of things. So I can't do that.

And I've written a lot of songs, which Bruce has covered in the video, so I can't do that.

And there really isn't any Rule 34 in this episode, so I can't be grossed out by the disgusting crap they look up.

But, hey, look! I'm kinda 4 paragraphs into the description now! I think this'll work. This is fine, right? Yeah, I'm feeling pretty good about this. Let's keep this one.

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STAR TREK IS HOT - Demo Disk Gameplay

Only a king could impress the lesser nobility, so King Fernando welcomed his guests to his wedding banquet as only a king could. Small dishes of grouse liver mousse baked in a puff shell, olives from the colonies on the sea, and chilled Sicilian wines loosed the tongues of the gentry, as everyone paid compliments to the king and his young bride. When the fiddlers started playing, the guests knew the feast was truly about to begin.

Servants brought skewers of goat, dripping in their juices. They brought a cold soup of  chestnuts and cream, and a plate of greens brought still planted from the southern reaches of Portugal. This was followed by peacock-and-pigeon pie, and the fruit of the all the seas: lobsters, crabs, scallops, mussels and clams, salmon three ways: tartare, baked, and grilled. There was black bread and white, and cakes of oatbran, with bowls of honeycomb and butter for dipping, each to his own. 

Heaping bowls of steamed vegetables followed to accompany the meat - peas and turnips, onions charred to a crisp, lightly wilted greens with slivered almonds . Here the chefs outdid themselves, bringing forth a haunch of ox, rare and bloody; swan in its plumage stuffed with game hens; lamb chops and racks; the ribs of a boar glazed with honey; a deer, roasted whole and studded with cloves, with skewered persimmons on its antlers was the centerpiece.

A train of sweets came out next: creams and candied lemons, stone fruit poached in mead, wheels of white cheese with blue veins, and spun sugar in the shape of small crowns.

After the wedding feast, his wife was imprisoned for life.

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ANIME GIRLS SUCK - Wheelhaus Gameplay

Boats and bros, boats and bros, I gotta have me my boats and bros
The Pussy, the Ainus, the Peinoos are dinos
Come sit on my Gooch while we're drinking some wino
Berries and water on my new raft
To steer this thing you pull my shaft
We sail around the river and go rock to rock
The previous rhyme was about my cock
Put on your leather vest, call me a tailor
There's a nice lady dino, I'd like to rail her
Boats and bros, boats and bros, I gotta have my more boats and bros

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BOATS 'N BROS - ARK: Survival Evolved Gameplay Part 6

We invited Josh Flanagan, Real Life American SuperSoldier™ to play Call of Duty: Bloopin' It Up 3. 

It turns out Flanny Boy is a real natural on the Battlezone, fragging noobs and whatnot like a real natural. Oh wait, it's the campaign mode and everyone wins. #Activision.

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CALL OF DUTY IS A F*CKING JOKE - Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 Gameplay

Remember when Adam and Bruce were out of the office for like 2 weeks? Adam went to MCM in London, and Bruce got sick, so we were all pitching in as best we could to cover and help make some extra videos?

We call those The Dark Times.

We still have some leftover crap from The Dark Times. This is one of those craps: a GTA video starring Joel. Enjoy?

Super GTA Deathmatch: http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/pc/jobs/job/3JsjvNH7mEOVIX7HTCXciw#

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BEST OF THE WORST - GTA 5 Gameplay

Thanks to Turtle Beach for sponsoring this podcast! You can check out the official Star Wars: Battlefront Sandtrooper Wired Stereo Gaming Headset here: http://www.bestbuy.com/site/turtle-beach-star-wars-battlefront-sandtrooper-wired-stereo-gaming-headset-for-playstation-4-xbox-one-windows-and-mac-off-white/4264501.p?id=1219733912028&skuId=4264501

Welcome to another resplendent episode of Dude Soup, the only Soup that talks about the talk you care about. This week's Soupman talks about everything from Fallout to Battleout, and then and again! So strap onto your booters and take a chill pill cause here we go!

Please join me in the traditional Dude Soup Invocation:

Dude Soup we praise to thee
Dude Soup so we may talk of Games
Dude Soup is all I want to be
Dude Soup stars Adam Bruce and James.

And Lawrence.

In Soup we Dude.

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2015-11-18_Fallout_4_NEEDS_MORE_-_Dude_Soup_Podcast_43_[mU_kD-oQrdk].description

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Fallout 4 NEEDS MORE? - Dude Soup Podcast #43

Ask us questions here!
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Some days you spend long hours toiling away on a video description. Some days your only goal, your raison d'être, is the simple amusement of the viewing audience, the dedicated ones who click through to read the full description.

And some days are Friday afternoon at 5:47 and you want to bang out a quick description as quickly as you can so that you can go home and pack for a weekend trip with your girlfriend.

Which kind of day is this? I guess you'll never know.

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SEXY Funhaus CALENDAR? - Open Haus #39

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! This video is TOO HOT FOR YOUTUBE BABIES!

After getting two videos age restricted in the last 2 weeks, we know what you guys want: any excuse to flag our videos for "inappropriate content."

Fuck you guys.

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[AGE-RESTRICTED CONTENT] - Demo Disk Gameplay

It started as a joke. It started as a brief moment in time. But then we decided to actually play the game. So here we are, doing a full play through of Day One: Garry's Incident. You have Spoole to thank, I guess, but really we're all to blame.

God save the monkeys.

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FIGHT THAT PUSSY - Day One: Garry's Incident Gameplay

Remember that drunk Halo gameplay we showed you last week, with Super Panic Frenzy? Immediately after, we played some Overwatch. As the game went on, our buzz went away, and we were left with this: Hungoverwatch.

Get it? Get the joke? 

Because the game is called Overwatch, and we were developing hangovers as we played.

So we're calling this video Hungoverwatch.

Oh, forget it. You guys wouldn't appreciate this kind of sophisticated joke anyway.

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HUNG-OVERWATCH - Overwatch Gameplay