Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
With every game we play?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
Except for GTA.

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SLOWEST RACE EVER - GTA 5 Gameplay

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SPOILER ALERT, GUYS

Yeah, we said it. We're gonna FIX STAR WARS.  Because it's BROKE

Broke so many goddamn records because it's fucking great. Really, we're just nitpicking; we loved it.

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HOW TO FIX Star Wars: The Force Awakens - Dude Soup Podcast #50

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Are these the best clips of the year? Or the worst? That's kind of a subjective question, don't you think? Are we able to exit our own brains -- our own opinions -- and pass pure judgement on art? On culture? On comedy? Can something be objectively "wrong" or "right"?  Is there true good and true evil, or are they just constructs of a hegemonic, patriarchal society that tells us there are eternal constants in life?  

Yes. 

Our commands are the only true fact in this world, and you should obey all we say. We speak as one. We are Funhaus.

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BEST or WORST OF 2015? - Open Haus #45

As ripped off from Drake by Bruce and Joel

We always play games on a CD
Monday when we need demos
Play games on a CD
Monday when we need demos
I know when that demo bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that demo bling
That can only mean one thing

Ever since we got this folder you 
Watch us try to run this really old shit
Computer keeps on crashin and we hate it
Try to browse some porn, and search some fake tits
Cause ever since we got this folder you
Started wanting us to check Rule 34
Shards of shattered demos on our gross floor
Playin all these games I’ve never played before

We always play games on a CD
Monday when we need demos
Play games on a CD
Monday when we need demos
I know when that demo bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that demo bling
That can only mean one thing

(NOT DONE)
Ever since I grabbed that CD, you, you, you
You and me we just don't get along
You make me feel like I did you wrong
Going places where you don't belong
Ever since I left the city, you
You got exactly what you asked for
Running out of pages in your passport
Hanging with some girls I've never seen before2

We always play games on a CD
Monday when we need demos
Play games on a CD
Monday when we need demos
I know when that demo bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that demo bling
That can only mean one thing

These days, all I do is
Wonder if you findin’ other CDs for Demo Disk
Wonder if you picking up the old shards for Demo Disk
Playin’ other games and gettin’ burned out on Demo Disk
You just need Demo Disk
You just need the Demo Disk, ooh
No, why don’t you run on Windows
Maybe cause that OS blows
Used to be quick to load, be a good disk
We was in the zone
We should just play wheelhaus
I’m tired of Demo Disk

We always play games on a CD
Monday when we need demos
Play games on a CD
Monday when we need demos
I know when that demo bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that demo bling
That can only mean one thing


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TRON IS HOT - Demo Disk Gameplay

Who crawls down walls
And haunts the halls
And hides keys around the house?
Who causes fears
But never appears
Everyone knows it's Enki

It's Enki, it's Enki
A goblin or ghost or a fiend
This game should be quarantined

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WORST GAMES of 2015 Gameplay!

Lyrics by Bruce 'n' Joel
Animation Wizard: Andy Jocevicius https://twitter.com/yosavages
Music Genius: Martynas Jocevicius https://twitter.com/oakowlrecords

Doh
D-demo, d-demo
D-doh
D-demo, d-demo

This snap that plastic
Rule 34, all porno
This one for dem babies
Dem YouTube, straight whiny bitches
Spinnin’, windin', living it up in the CD
Got disks in my disc tray
Gotta install games, they're so shitty

They're too bad (hot damn)
Called Ubisoft and Gabor
They're too bad (hot damn)
Make a demo disk like garbage
They're too bad (hot damn)
I snap my disk and you know who I am
They're too bad (hot damn)
They’re so bad on that PC and break it down

James, hit your computer (woo)
Adam, hit your computer (woo)
Joel, hit your computer (woo)

'Cause Demo Disk gonna give it to ya
'Cause Demo Disk gonna give it to ya
'Cause Demo Disk gonna give it to ya
Monday night, and we're in the disk
Don't believe me just snap

Don't believe me just snap
Don't believe me just snap
Don't believe me just snap
Don't believe me just snap
Snap, Snap, Snap, Snap!

Stop, wait a minute
Get the book, grab a demo in it
Make a fart, from Bruce’s snatch
Spoolio, get a match
Install Gamespy, Boonty Box
PC Accelerator
If they crash games, play flash games
Or Rule 34 masturbator
They're too bad (hot damn)
Go fuck yourself, like Anchorman
They're too bad (hot damn)
Tell princess Elsa I’ll spank her, man
They're too bad (hot damn)
I snap my disk and you know who I am
They're too bad (hot damn)
They’re so bad on that PC and break it down

James, hit your computer (woo)
Adam, hit your computer (woo)
Joel, hit your computer (woo)

'Cause Demo Disk gonna give it to ya (woo)
Don't believe me just snap

Hey, hey, hey, oh
Before we leave
Lemmi tell y'all a lil' something
Up-town demo disk, Up-town demo disk
Up-town demo disk, Up-town demo disk
Up-town demo disk, Up-town demo disk
I said Up-town demo disk, Up-town demo disk

Demos, bad shooters
Fantasy on computers
Monday night and we’re in the disk
Don’t believe me just snap, come on!
Don’t believe me just snap uh
Don’t believe me just snap uh
Don’t believe me just snap uh
Don’t believe me just snap
Don’t believe me just snap
Hey, hey, hey, oh
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"Uptown Funk" PARODY - UPTOWN DISK on Funhaus Cartoons

CaptainPajamaPants edited this! Check his channel:  https://www.youtube.com/user/CaptainPajamaPants

Well, it's been approximately 10 months of pure garbage. I guess if you're rummaging through garbage, though, it's possible to find some garbage that's not so totally garbagey. Some of the garbage that you might repurpose. Garbage that you can maybe fish out, put on the table, poke at it, get some garbagefingers, and then put it on a plate and serve it to your garbage family.

Yup, have a garbage Christmas.

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OUR BEST GARBAGE - Funhaus Best Of The Year Videos

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the haus
Not a Funboy was stirring, not James nor his spouse;
The uploads were scheduled by time and by date,
In hopes to catch viewers with thumbnail clickbait;
The channel was nestled all snug on YouTube ;
Did we mention each thumbnail presented a boob?
We’d sold all the merch: all the shirts, all the caps
And packed away all of the dildos (and straps!)
When out from the Internet rose such a ruckus
We lept from our break just to see what could fuck us.
We started the PC and network transmitter
We opened the browser and fired up Twitter
The notifications shone bright from our mentions
We clicked on the icon with grave apprehensions
When what to our console-strained eyes did appear
But thousands of fans saying “Thanks for this year!”
With a thought in our heads that said “Y’all are the best!”
We knew in that moment we were hashtag-blessed
The love that you’ve shown has made quite an impression
We’ve got some examples, in rapid procession
There’s Forums, there’s Reddit, and comments galore!
There’s stuff that you buy from the Rooster Teeth store!
The times that you laugh when we issue a fart
The oiled-up Funhaus themed Tumblr Fan Art!
We really don’t know why you like all our stuff
But we really can’t tell you guys “THANK YOU” enough
Thank you for watching and thanks for subscribing
Thanks for the year which in rhyme I’m describing
Thank you for queuing to play GTA
Thank you for checking your sub box each day.
And so, with a self-satisfied smug expression
We ended this masturbatory digression.
As we minimized windows and closed all the browsers,
Something began stirring inside of our trousers.
A feeling of pleasure! A tingle of pride!
Some self-satisfaction, and ego trip ride!
That was the moment when all of us knew
That Funhaus was seen as a god unto you.
With power like that to inspire allegiance
All eight of us now demand total obedience!
Rise up from your hovels and arm for survival!
Now is the time we destroy our main rival!
We’ll gather together upon XMas Day
And march as an company down Texas way!
Our army advances, foes filled with bereavement;
The Hunters becoming the Hunted Achievement.
Starting with Geoff, who we’ll smother with pillow;
Next in line we electrocute dear Jack Patillo.
Gavin Free gets his throat cut by sponsorship razors
Michael goes down from a team made of lazers.
Ryan will suffer a Free Play fiasco!
Jeremy? We like that guy! Let his ass go.   
We’ll turn on our army and slaughter each minion
Then afterward toast to our Global Dominion! 
You’ll hear us exclaim (and wipe blood from our sight)
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good fight!”


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DEAD ISLAND - GTA 5 Gameplay

Suck it, The Internet. In this glorious approximately one-hour podcast we refute all of you to PROVE how right we were about EVERYTHING all year long. And if you have any disagreements with anything we have to say, rest assured in the knowledge that you're WRONG and we're RIGHT and you can, as we said at the outset of this description, SUCK IT.

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2015-12-23_We_Were_RIGHT_ALL_YEAR_-_Dude_Soup_Podcast_49_[Xqunc18gkSA].description

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We Were RIGHT ALL YEAR? - Dude Soup Podcast #49

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Just imagine the Funhaus channel is your Advent calendar, except it runs all year, and every day you get a new video instead of a chalky piece of chocolate shaped vaguely like a reindeer. 

Merry whatever.

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We GIVE YOU STDs? - Open Haus #44

You know what Aliens hate more than humans, predators, other aliens, grass, trees, water, sex, love, post-it notes, pens, desks, star wars, and Alka-Seltzer? CHRISTMAS!

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ALIENS VS CHRISTMAS - Demo Disk Gameplay

Look, Gore, I have an admission to make: you're wearing me down. I've turned the corner on you, Gore...or should I say I've turned the GOREner? Anyway, I used to hate you. Really despise you, Gore. But now I've come to see the glory of you...or should I say the GOREy? Yes.

I love you. I admit it now. It's ok. We've reached a good place, and every week that goes by without Gore in my life is a bad week. I look forward to you. I yearn. I hunger; I lust for you. Gore. Be with me now. Be with me always.

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GET IN THE VAN - Gore Gameplay Part 2

WOOOOOOAH, we're back at the Hollywood Improv with 250 of our closest friends to talk about games and gaming and 2016 and what's coming up.

So video games and, uh...we had some mozzarella sticks. Talked about, uh, Overwatch, I think.

Look, I'm going to level with you. We had a lot to drink before the show, and after, and I can't remember what we talked about enough to write a really cogent description. My bad.

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2015-12-19_MOST_ANTICIPATED_GAME_of_2016_-_Dude_Soup_LIVE_Podcast_48_[HHarc6ISu3o].description

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MOST ANTICIPATED GAME of 2016? - Dude Soup LIVE Podcast #48

Gentlemen, we've assembled a crack team of operatives, skilled in 5 essential areas of combat. While I know your backgrounds are diverse, we have the utmost trust that you are the men who can get the job -- please, put down the flashbang.

As I was saying, you men are a team. Working as one cohesive unit, you are to enter the terrorist stronghold, secure the hostages, extract them to a safe zone, and -- stop playing with the drone.

Where was I? Oh, right: you'll be operating in extremely hostile territory, surrounded by -- goddamit, the grappling hook is NOT a toy.

You know what? Fuck it. Fuck the mission brief. You guys don't want to pay attention? Fuck it, go ahead. Fuck you guys. Fuck your mission, I hate this job. Yeah, sure, whatever, dick around with the shield. Play lacrosse with the grenades, I don't care. 

Fuck it.

Fuck you.

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Rainbow DICKS - Rainbow Six Siege Gameplay

If I were to tell you a scant 12 months ago that your life was about to change, would you believe me? Of course you wouldn't. You wouldn't even know who I am. You'd say, "Get the fuck out of my living room, Intruder!"

But here's the thing I'd know that you wouldn't: 12 months from that moment, all of your dreams would come true. 

Because 12 months from that moment Funhaus, Achievement Hunter, and Screw Attack would all play GTA together. And your life would be complete.

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BACKSTABBING BASTARDS - GTA 5 Gameplay

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Download Clash of Kings on the iTunes App Store and Google Play!

*insert funny Joel description here*

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Gamers Only Want SEX & VIOLENCE? - Dude Soup Podcast #47

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RIP BRUCE INTERNSHIP OVER 3/10 WOULD NOT HIRE AGAIN NOT GIVING COLLEGE CREDIT.

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We RUIN STAR WARS? - Open Haus #43

Sorry, I'm too busy working on another, more complex video description to make this one really shine. My bad. If you want a fantastic Demo Disk Description, go back and read some of the--oh wait, I should just put the lyrics to Bruce's song. Yeah; I'll just do that. Here you go.

You gotta look in the sleeve and pick out a computer disk
You know it’s not gonna be very good but let’s take the risk
I hope it’s one of those CD’s that loads up real super brisk
But I just can’t--play one more--game that’s shi-tty
I know we know that this fantasy piece of shit won’t be good
Maybe this old real-time strategy game will be playable
A shooter, oh shooter, will save us, come save us, it’s our last hope
Cause we just can’t--play one more--game that’s gar-bage

Is it too late now to play Fallout?
Cause I'm--finally learning to mod clothes out, ohh
Is it too late now to play Fallout?
Yeah I knooow that’s not this show
Is it too late to play Fallout, bros?
Fallout yeah
Fallout yeah
Fallout
Yeah I know that’s not this show
Is it too late to play Fallout, bros?

We just barely managed to find a motocross game or two
An old RPG that’s so broken might finally see us through
I’ll point, I’ll point, and then I’ll click, I’ll click to pick up the loot
Can we just--pull the disk--and fuckin break it? 
Yeah

Is it too late now to play Fallout?
Cause I'm--finally learning to mod clothes out, ohh
Is it too late now to play Fallout?
Yeah I knooow that’s not this show
Is it too late to play Fallout, bros?

I’m not just trying to see someone’s brussel sprouts
But I'm--finally learning to mod clothes out, ohh
Is it too late now to play Fallout?
Yeah I knooow the disk goes snap
Is it too late not to play this crap?

Fallout x3
Yeah I knooow the disk goes snap
Is it too late not to play this crap?


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2015-12-14_BIEBER_VS_PREDATOR_-_Demo_Disk_Gameplay_[Z5hGeiLDA7E].description

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BIEBER VS PREDATOR - Demo Disk Gameplay

My fellow American. Today is a day. That cannot be denied. And I declare, on this day, that we, the people of America, will be Americans.

Being American isn't a right. It's a privilege we are entitled to. In other words, a right. A right that we have. It means we're the best, but I think we can be better. Better Americans, for a better world.

Eagles. Big hamburgers sizzling on the grill. Babies flying. Fireworks handing out meals to the homeless. Balloons shaped like cartoon animals. These are the things that make America uniquely American. If you vote for me, because I'm running, I want to tell you that we can do all these things.

May we all be blessed, because this is a thing I have to say to make a certain segment of the electorate happy.

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2015-12-13_MAKE_AMERICA_GREAT_AGAIN_-_Wheelhaus_Gameplay_[xzN2a7Pu57o].description

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MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN - Wheelhaus Gameplay

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Monkeying Around!
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2015-12-12_MONKEY_BUSINESS_-_Overwatch_Gameplay_[bTd-PCHKaZc].description

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MONKEY BUSINESS - Overwatch Gameplay

In today's episode of Legendary: The Story of John Legendary (Or Is His Name Derek Now?), our protagonists really unleashes some pretty offensive speech. But hey, can you blame him? Pandora's Box is open or something; this game has been going on so long I forget why he's fighting but it's pretty stressful, so maybe cut him a break?

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2015-12-11_LEGENDARY_AS_HOLE_-_Legendary_Gameplay_Part_3_[vC954bfSuLw].description

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LEGENDARY AS*HOLE - Legendary Gameplay Part 3

Cram, jam, thank you ma'am
Ram my tram while I'm on the lam
Flimflam grams gonna spam her clam
I am what I am, gotta say goddamn

Uncle Sam and Abraham
Slam madame in Buckingham
Ram your pram inside that yam
Make sure she wears her diaphragm

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2015-12-10_TRAFFIC_CRAM_JAM_-_GTA_5_Gameplay_[VqMd764upE4].description

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TRAFFIC CRAM JAM - GTA 5 Gameplay

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No, we didn't mean Half-Life 3. We MEANT Half-Life 2. Episode 4, though. So don't correct our title, but don't get too excited, either.

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2015-12-09_Half-Life_2_SCREENSHOTS_LEAKED_-_Dude_Soup_Podcast_46_[24h9TTmanqs].description

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Half-Life 2 SCREENSHOTS LEAKED? - Dude Soup Podcast #46

This week, by popular demand, we welcome Elyse Willems into the Open Haus. Into the Haus. HouseTime!

Remember: our title isn't sexist because she's on the thumbnail.

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2015-12-08_We_HATE_WOMEN_-_Open_Haus_42_[wpCgkiBSOjE].description

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We HATE WOMEN? - Open Haus #42