So, Microsoft sent us a limited edition Halo 5 Xbox.

We were all like, "Hey, cool! But most of us have Xboxes already, and Joel doesn't love console games. What should we do with this thing?" Then we hit on it: let's give it away to someone. You're welcome.

End of post.

Oh, right, we should tell you what's going on.

Here's the deal: we wrote some really dumb fan fiction, and then made it into a video. Your job is to make a Fan Art poster of our dumb fan fiction. And then our job is to select what we think is the best one and give the winning artist an Xbox!

Rules and dumb stuff:

1) Submit your photos as reply comments in this thread. Upload the picture to your RT profile (or a site like Imgur) and copy that image URL as your comment.
2) Winner must have a shipping address in the United States (sorrrrry!!)
3) No steal other people's submission or artwork. No pr0n. Be cool please.


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MASTER CHIEF LOVES PRINCESS LEIA - Funhaus Shorts

Los Santos Power Plant: Federal Energy Regulatory Commission Report

Date of Inspection: 11/12/2015
Inspector Name: Shecter Mullligan Wervy

Plant Infractions: 
- Lax security
- Trespassers seen in multiple locations
- Unsafe working conditions
- Exposed, rusty power transformers
- "Fight Club" style gambling ring observed 
- General gross negligence
- Turbid found in plant

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THE SHOCKER - GTA 5 Gameplay

[Spoiler Warning] We talk about Spectre. No outright spoilers but some leading statements. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
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Oh Fallout, oh Fallout, this week of release
Oh Fallout, yes Fallout, my SPECIALs increase
Oh Fallout, hi Fallout, please come to my vault
Or Fallout, dear Fallout, I'll have all the salt

Oh Fallout, my Fallout, the Wasteland is calling
Oh Fallout, in Fallout, I'm shooting and brawling
Oh Fallout, good Fallout, you have a prologue neat
And Fallout, sweet Fallout, I can't wait for Dogmeat

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Fallout 4 MODS Already? - Dude Soup Podcast #42

Adam was out. Then he came back, but that's when Bruce left. And then Lawrence was pooping. 

Can we just get one week where we're all in town, together, working as a team? 

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Our BIGGEST F*CKUPS?! - Open Haus #38

Duh duh duh DUH DUH
SAME MAKE
Duh duh duh DUH DUH
SAME MODEL
Duh duh duh DUH DUH
NEW MISSION
Doo do dooooooo. Do do dooooooo.

A machine, built for one purpose only: to go back in time to have sex with Eddie Furlong or something. 

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2015-11-09_SEXY_TIME_MACHINE_-_Demo_Disk_Gameplay_[MsdNU7AeVnA].description

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SEXY TIME MACHINE - Demo Disk Gameplay

Barker Thanksgiving -- Spooky! Scary!
Boys invoking men! Men invoking a harvest feast to celebrate a bountiful year!

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SUICIDE SQUAD - Clive Barker's Undying Gameplay Part 2

Some 200 of our closest friends joined us for a very special evening of live podcasting at the Hollywood Improv last week. Imagine! Funhaus on the very stage where once stood such comedy luminaries as Robin Williams, Jerry Seinfeld, Adam Sandler, and Carlos Mencia.

We had a great time doing the live show and meeting all the fans before and after. So many people came, and it was really wonderful to be able to talk to you all in person in the same club that hosted chuckle luminaries like Dana Carvey, Louis CK, Chris Rock, and Carlos Mencia.

Everyone was really kind to us, and brought us lots of cool fan art, and wonderful messages. People came from as far away as England (so they said, James thought maybe that girl was lying) and Miami to see us! Incredible! And to think that we were able to park our cars in the same spots as Sarah Silverman, Drew Carey, Dave Chappelle, and Carlos Mencia. 

What a magical night!

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2015-11-07_No_Man_s_Sky_All_LIES_-_Dude_Soup_LIVE_Podcast_41_[AHI-dV-Z78E].description

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No Man's Sky All LIES? - Dude Soup LIVE Podcast #41

Watch Super Panic Frenzy's video!  
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Special thanks to Super Panic Frenzy for coming into our office and being generally loud and yelling and obnoxious and good at games, and Reina is also loud, and Steven looks like a rubberman. Ugh. Why did we even agree to this?

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2015-11-07_DRUNK_HALO_-_Halo_5_Guardians_Gameplay_[m-XKySx0xs4].description

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DRUNK HALO - Halo 5 Guardians Gameplay

Apologies in advance. This is the worst video we've produced so far. The worst in every sense. They felt gross playing it. I feel gross uploading it. You're going to feel gross watching it. That's a promise.

It all started innocently enough. Some of the demo disks didn't work in an early episode, so we played some flash games. And some flash games turned into some sexy flash games. And the next thing you know you're looking at Rule 34 Lemmy from Mario Brothers and wondering what you're doing with your life, and maybe your parents were right, and that you should have gone to law school and married Cat Posey from 7th grade, started a family, just led a quiet kind of life.

But no. 

You decided to play and upload anime porn games.

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2015-11-06_ANIME_IS_GROSS_-_Anime_Porno_Games_Gameplay_[Ult5Sk_SkyY].description

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ANIME IS GROSS - Anime Porno Games Gameplay

Honestly, this map is called "Destruction Derby" but that just didn't have the same SEO potential. I mean, all the kids are talking about today is The Italian Job, right? They just love that franchise, whether it's the original one with Michael Caine and Noel Coward, or the remake with Mark Wahlberg and...wait, Donald Sutherland? Jason Statham? Chalize Theron? SETH GREEN!? 

HOLY SHIT THAT CAST! How did this movie not win every Oscar!? 

Anyway, enjoy the video.

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2015-11-05_The_ITALIAN_HANDJOB_-_GTA_5_Gameplay_[jtgJyY2IZdk].description

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The ITALIAN HANDJOB - GTA 5 Gameplay

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Thanks to Game Director Brian Horton of Rise of the Tomb Raider for coming to our crappy office and letting us play his amazing game on our crappy podcast.

Also, we talked about Halloween, Candy Crush, and billions of dollars.

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2015-11-04_Lara_Croft_GETS_WET_-_Dude_Soup_Podcast_40_[D3v6secGM7c].description

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Lara Croft GETS WET! - Dude Soup Podcast #40

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Sorry this video is late. That's all you get. I'd rather get the video up than write a long, funny (stupid) description.

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2015-11-03_Who_Wins_ARM_WRESTLING_-_Open_Haus_37_[2PBX2RPbTGY].description

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Who Wins ARM WRESTLING? - Open Haus #37

How to Make Demo Disk in 7 Easy Steps:
1) Place compact disc in disc drive and attempt to install demo #1
2) Receive multiple error messages. Download and install proprietary software from 3rd party developer
3) Realize 3rd party software hasn't been supported since 2002
4) Attempt to install demo #2
5) It worked!
6) Play shitty demo based on shitty movie from 1999
7) Google "shitty movie from 1999 rule 34"

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2015-11-02_SLAVE_TO_STAR_WARS_-_Demo_Disk_Gameplay_[UFqXOr8CrKU].description

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SLAVE TO STAR WARS - Demo Disk Gameplay

Herp herp? Herp herp herp. Herp! Herp herp herp; herpherpherp herp HERP! Herp herp herp -- herp herp. Herp herp herp. Herp herp!

"Herp herp," herp herp herp. Herp herp.

Herp herp herp herp herp (herp herp!) herp herp. Herp: herp herpherp herp.

Herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp. Herp herp herp herp? Herp. Herp. Herp herp herp herp, herp herp herp herp. Herp herp herp herp herp herp!! HERP! HERP HERP! Herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp. Herp herp, "herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp." Herp herp herp herp herp -- herp herp herp herp herp herp? Herp? Herp herp? Herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp herp.

Herp.

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2015-11-01_IDIOT_FIGHT_-_Shenmue_Gameplay_Part_3_[3QzyBfzdcXA].description

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IDIOT FIGHT - Shenmue Gameplay Part 3

Welcome to a brave new show, unlike anything you've ever seen before. A fantastic world of -- oh wait, it's just another animated show on the Internet.

EXCEPT THIS ONE HAS FUNHAUS IN IT!

Yup, it's our new show, Funhaus Cartoons. We really hope you like this bad boy, we've been working on it for a while with our animator, Andy. Here are a few things we'd like to see in future episodes:

1080p (seriously, SHOULD be coming next episode)
More Joel (really ought to be #1 on this list)
Lens flare, lens flare, lens flare (sent in notes to Andy about this one)
Animated Chizzywick (actually wrote this as a joke, but maybe we should do this 4real)
Accurate representation of sentient tumors on Spoole's neck (Barry and Larry)
Subliminal messaging ("Buy more tshirts")
90-minute episodes (pending $74,998,000 budget increase)

Let us know what you think in the comments!

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FART BUTTON - Funhaus Cartoons

We finally jumped on the Rocket League bandwagon and played a game with Bruce's friend Dan.

Oh, that wasn't a fun enough description for you? You wanted something more weird or complex or whatever? Well too bad! Adam is out and I'm super busy and I don't have time for that shit right now! Who do you think makes thumbnails while he's gone? Who plays games? Who...wait, that's pretty much all he does around here.

Nevermind, I guess I'm not that busy. And you got your stupid description, so everything worked out in the end. 

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BETTER THAN YOU - Rocket League Gameplay

Cocks are some burning things
And they make some fiery rings
I locked my car door locks
To drive a ring of cocks

I drove into a floating ring of cocks,
I went round, round, round in a circle not a box
And I turned, turned, turned
In a ring of cocks, the ring of cocks.

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2015-10-29_COCKY_RING_-_GTA_5_Gameplay_[_tZdij5s4Jc].description

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COCKY RING - GTA 5 Gameplay

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Today we were lucky enough to welcome Anthony Carboni into the Soup to talk about YouTube Red. What is YouTube Red? What's it going to mean for you, the audience, and us, the creators? Will it affect how you watch videos? How much is it going to ruin your life?

Probably a lot, if random commenters on the Internet are correct.

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2015-10-28_YouTube_Red_BAD_FOR_EVERYONE_-_Dude_Soup_Podcast_39_[zrNCZK1c2l4].description

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YouTube Red BAD FOR EVERYONE? - Dude Soup Podcast #39

Adam is dead. 

That's why he hasn't been in the last few Know videos, or in gameplays, or in this Open Haus. You may have heard some rumors that he went to MCM in London. I think I even saw some fake pictures that people photoshopped of him meeting with fans. But it's all a lie.

Adam is dead, and it's just us answering questions now, forever. Lawrence is the new Adam, playing games. Spoole is gonna have to step up to be the new Lawrence and learn a lot about anime boobs and stuff. I guess that makes Matt the new Spoole. Tyrone is the new Matt.

So everything works out. Adam is dead, we get our wish, and everyone gets a promotion. 

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2015-10-27_We_All_DIE_-_Open_Haus_36_[eORShOLJll8].description

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We All DIE? - Open Haus #36

Long story short: I went to a screening of The Black Cauldron and told the guys. Sorry.

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2015-10-26_RULE_34_DISNEY_-_Demo_Disk_Gameplay_[2mRK5PEFXzY].description

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RULE 34 DISNEY - Demo Disk Gameplay

The wheels of the haus go round and round, round and round, round and round
The wheels of the haus go round and round, all through the town

The Adam of the haus goes click click click, click click click, click click click
The Adam of the haus goes click click click, all through the town

The James of the haus makes edgy "jokes", edgy "jokes", edgy "jokes"
The James of the haus makes edgy "jokes," all through the town

The Bruce of the haus say "Quit that game!" "Quit that game!" "Quit that game!"
The Bruce of the haus say "Quit that game!" all through the town


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SUPER MARIO RIP-OFF - Wheelhaus Gameplay

Huge thanks to Adam from http://YourMovieSucks.org (https://www.youtube.com/user/YourMovieSucksDOTorg) for coming to shoot the shit about fall movies. 

Kovic has been talking about doing a movie podcast for a while, so if you guys like hearing us ramble on about film and junk, let us know in the comments if we should keep this running!

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Oh, John Legendary. Look. We get it. Once Pandora's Box is open, saving the world is hard work. You don't have time for excuses or incompetence. You can't afford mistakes or missteps.

But do you really have to be such a misogynist? I mean, sure -- we're all dealing with a lot of shit right now, what with the transdimensional hellbeasts rampaging through the city and 150-foot tall techno-golems. And we absolutely trust that you're the man who can get the job done. But what's the deal? You're just...such a dick. 

Sometimes it seems like you hate women more than all the monsters. But you know what: the real monster is your misogyny. Women are our equal partners here, not our enemies. If we all work together, I know we can defeat the evil hordes that -- goddammit John stop slapping that pedestrian.

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PIXIE F*CKER - Legendary Gameplay Part 2

God-den, ladies and gentlemen! I hopeth ye are all having a great timeth tonight. We hast seen num'rous great jest'rs and funny folk, but prithee puteth thy hands togeth'r f'r the final act tonight. i'd liketh to endue our lasteth comedian to the stage, giveth a warmeth greeting to Sir Tristan de Bolbec, Knight of a Thousand Merriments!

"Good to be hither, gramercy f'r having me! I just rode in from ipswich and sirrah art mine four horse forks tired!

Say, doeth thou knoweth wherefore our good and gentle king went to the dentist? To geteth his teeth crowned! I jest, I jest. But s'riously, dost thou knoweth they calleth our king Æthelred the Unready? How unready is he? He is so unready he doesn't goeth to war, war comes to him!

I joketh, I joketh. Really, i'm joust kidding. Ha-haha!

Thanketh thou! Prithee, be akin to Lady Winnifred of Suffolk: have a good knight...and don't forgeteth to tipeth thy bar wench. 

Joust: http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/pc/jobs/job/L6bh30Gc0UmMmkqN0LtyWA#

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BROKEN JOUST - GTA 5 Gameplay