DEAD ISLAND - GTA 5 Gameplay

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the haus Not a Funboy was stirring, not James nor his spouse; The uploads were scheduled by time and by date, In hopes to catch viewers with thumbnail clickbait; The channel was nestled all snug on YouTube ; Did we mention each thumbnail presented a boob? We’d sold all the merch: all the shirts, all the caps And packed away all of the dildos (and straps!) When out from the Internet rose such a ruckus We lept from our break just to see what could fuck us. We started the PC and network transmitter We opened the browser and fired up Twitter The notifications shone bright from our mentions We clicked on the icon with grave apprehensions When what to our console-strained eyes did appear But thousands of fans saying “Thanks for this year!” With a thought in our heads that said “Y’all are the best!” We knew in that moment we were hashtag-blessed The love that you’ve shown has made quite an impression We’ve got some examples, in rapid procession There’s Forums, there’s Reddit, and comments galore! There’s stuff that you buy from the Rooster Teeth store! The times that you laugh when we issue a fart The oiled-up Funhaus themed Tumblr Fan Art! We really don’t know why you like all our stuff But we really can’t tell you guys “THANK YOU” enough Thank you for watching and thanks for subscribing Thanks for the year which in rhyme I’m describing Thank you for queuing to play GTA Thank you for checking your sub box each day. And so, with a self-satisfied smug expression We ended this masturbatory digression. As we minimized windows and closed all the browsers, Something began stirring inside of our trousers. A feeling of pleasure! A tingle of pride! Some self-satisfaction, and ego trip ride! That was the moment when all of us knew That Funhaus was seen as a god unto you. With power like that to inspire allegiance All eight of us now demand total obedience! Rise up from your hovels and arm for survival! Now is the time we destroy our main rival! We’ll gather together upon XMas Day And march as an company down Texas way! Our army advances, foes filled with bereavement; The Hunters becoming the Hunted Achievement. Starting with Geoff, who we’ll smother with pillow; Next in line we electrocute dear Jack Patillo. Gavin Free gets his throat cut by sponsorship razors Michael goes down from a team made of lazers. Ryan will suffer a Free Play fiasco! Jeremy? We like that guy! Let his ass go. We’ll turn on our army and slaughter each minion Then afterward toast to our Global Dominion! You’ll hear us exclaim (and wipe blood from our sight) “Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good fight!” Dead Island: http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/pc/jobs/job/ouaf4TqnAU-nFIxA91u5nw# Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/brucegreene http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/sirlarr Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/