This is a continuation of the story begun in the description of this video (http://bit.ly/1PQUPPs) and continued here (http://bit.ly/1LYeDdD and http://bit.ly/1CJACFa and http://bit.ly/1MBTcC7 and http://bit.ly/1lXyClq and http://bit.ly/1P9hWCF)

On Tapping Day, all the prospective Pompers assembled at the Great Lawn of the University. Each Pomp had set up a tent - the oldest, richest, most distinguished Pomps had built veritable mobile castles, with multiple floors, pennants and banners streaming from the corners. The Boy and The Courtesan elbowed their way through the throng, exhausted from a long night of deliberation. 

They hurried past the members of The Empty Flagon, squatting inside what could hardly even be described as a lean-to. A few of the members were keeping watch while a small group snuck out the back and around the corner of Kestorhouse’s massive pavilion. The Boy made to follow them, but The Courtesan grabbed his elbow. “We’ve made our choice,” she hissed.

“Yes, but what are they up to?”

“That’s not our concern. Let’s keep moving.”

The couple sauntered through a crowd of Kestormen, who tried to smarm them in a final attempt. One even had the audacity to offer a chalice of mead, as a bribe, to join, but they ignored these entreaties and continued through the field. Past The Gilded Scallop and Bunkers, through a crowd of Vanderoosts and a drunken mob from Coxcomb. As they were walking around an impromptu debate between Wot’s Boys and Lamplight, a huge roar went up from where they’d come. The Boy and The Courtesan turned around to see Kestorhouse’s pavilion smoking - a BANG went off, flames shot out the 3rd story windows, and an enraged group of Kestormen descended on The Empty Flagon.

When they finally they arrived at Pepperpots’ tent, they were welcomed with cheers, two flagons of fine ale, and a rousing chorus of The Old and Distinguished Pepperpot - a song, they’d come to know very well that day:

Hail! to our old friends - the loyal and true!
Hail! to companions - the ones that are new!
Hail! to the folks who deliver our brew:
Hail! to the barman, the barmaid, and YOU!

Pepper, Pepper, Pepperpots
The Pomp that pours you lots of shots
The other Pomps can go to rots 
Pepper, Pepper, Pepperpots!

Every time a new member joined them, they were toasted with the same song, and every time the crowd shouted “Hail!” everyone lifted their glasses to drink. By the end of the day, many kegs had been tapped, and many more Pepperpots were added as full members. Drunk and happy, The Boy and The Courtesan made their way back to Pepperpots with their new friends.

“I’ve never had this much to drink before!” The Boy confessed. “The soil on The Mountain is too poor to grow grains for beer, so we have to distill a very thin drink from bloodberries. It’s so scarce we only have a thimbleful, twice a year, on Waning and Waxing. But I suppose that’s what makes it special - its scarcity. Or is this more special? Sharing many drinks, with many new friends? Both are good. But which is better? I can’t tell right now! Where are we going, anyway? Are we supposed to live at Pepperpots now? How long are we going to be at The University? I’d like to learn so much, but the world is so big. Do you think other lands have beer like this? Will the war with Duke Cheswyn keep us from traveling? Or worse - will it keep other beers from far away from coming here? Do you think we have enough money to both attend classes here? What would you want to study, if you could attend any class at the University?”

The Courtesan looked at him. “That’s the most I’ve ever heard you talk at once! So many questions!”

“I’m sorry.”

“Don’t be.” 

They walked a while through the town, enveloped by the warmth of the ale, and surrounded by the other chattering Pepperpots. Suddenly, The Boy was aware that The Courtesan was still holding onto his elbow. Suddenly, The Boy was aware of The Moon. Suddenly, The Boy was aware of the air, and of the clothes he was wearing, and of the feeling of walking down the street with someone you’ve been getting to know for weeks on end. 

Suddenly, The Boy pulled away. 

“I probably shouldn’t drink any more tonight, should I?” he asked.

“That’s another question. And it’s one only you can answer.”

The you want The Boy to stay out, type “Stay out” in the comments
The you want The Boy to call it a night, type “Go home” in the comments

This story will continue if One Dollar One Hour continues…

2016-01-24_SPOOKIEST_GAME_NEVER_-_One_Dollar_One_Hour_[1VBAK9YP0k8].description

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SPOOKIEST GAME NEVER? - One Dollar One Hour

THESE ARE REAL LYRICS THEY ACTUALLY SING THERE!!

Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong,
Under the shade of a Coolibah tree,
And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boil,
You'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me.

Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda,
You'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me,
And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boil
You'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me.

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2016-01-23_AUSTRALIA_=_PRISON_CONTINENT_-_Funhaus_Tourism_Bureau_[Jramb5E7rJs].description

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AUSTRALIA = PRISON CONTINENT - Funhaus Tourism Bureau

You know, after all these years of playing games, you get to a point where you think nothing can shock you. You've seen everything. Every mechanic. Ever permutation of an environment. Every character attribute. Every weapon, every prop, every plot twist -- just everything. And so you start to get complacent. You stop paying attention; you speed run through levels and try to break games, just for the thrill of something new. But there's nothing.

And then.

And then, out of the blue, a game like Gore can throw something at you that's totally unexpected. Like a closeup shot of some girl...

...Well, nevermind. A gamer doesn't kiss and tell. 

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HARDGORE PORN!! - Gore Gameplay Part 3

Sometimes, when Lawrence is out of town on a Disney booze cruise for 8 days, we're forced to choose the maps ourselves, and also invite Elyse to play. Sometimes those times are today. Welcome to our new GTA video.

Also, the alternate title for this video was Fanning Tatum because they mentioned Channing Tatum once and we're racing with fans on a course with---oh fuck it, nevermind.

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GTA: WILL IT BLEND!? - GTA 5 Gameplay

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I dunno, we don't plug shit very often so I thought I'd tell you that. Feel free to subscribe, and tell 'em Crazy Hekmat sent ya!

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2016-01-20_The_Division_-_Do_You_Care_-_Dude_Soup_Podcast_53_[vmXRFbHVgho].description

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The Division: Do You Care? - Dude Soup Podcast #53

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Enjoy this episode of Open Haus with the full cast, because we're not going to have another full cast episode until everyone is back from Australia. Yup, the gang's all here: Adam, James, Lawrence, Bruce, Joel, Elyse, Spoole, and Peake. The whole Funhaus crew, chucklin' it up on the old laughnet.

Oh wait Lawrence isn't in this episode. 

Fuck it, broken casts for 3 straight weeks.

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2016-01-19_We_Are_PARTY_ANIMALS_-_Open_Haus_48_[9Yg-nfecaPE].description

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We Are PARTY ANIMALS? - Open Haus #48

Welcome to the Funhaus Empornium, your one-stop emporium shop for high quality porn. If you can dream it, you can cream it, here at the Funhaus Empornium. Star Wars? Disney Princesses? Yeah, we got that. But that's a little vanilla for the Empornium. 

Hey, here at the Funhaus Empornium we don't judge. That's why we carry the premium weird filth, fam. Robocop porn. Pong porn, for some reason. And the piece de resistance, we got that hot hot Achievement Hunter action. 

So come on down to the Funhaus Empornium, off State Rural Route 217, behind Yancy's Chicken Shack. If we don't got it, it don't exist!

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ACHIEVEMEN HUMPERS - Demo Disk Gameplay

Oh you game devs, with your development stuff and your forums, and your early access and whatnot. Charging people for games that barely exist and promising them the world. When will you ever learn? 

Oh wait what's that? Something something Star Citizen? Minecraft alpha/beta? Tons of money and success? 

Nevermind, games devs. You do you.

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ABORTED BABY MISSION - Early Access Garbage Gameplay

PARENTAL ADVISORY: do not allow your children to watch this episode of Wheelhaus if you or your family is offended by the following:

Comedy

The rest of you can watch.

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2016-01-16_COP_A_FEEL_-_Wheelhaus_Gameplay_[kY6Tp1iP5t8].description

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COP A FEEL - Wheelhaus Gameplay

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Picture it: the world, devastated by a bio-terrorist attack. Populations decimated. Society in ruins, governments in jeopardy. Who's going to rescue you? A crack group of operatives working in perfect unison; professionals of the highest caliber, protecting what's left of civilization.

Led by Bruce Greene and Adam Kovic.

God help us all.

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2016-01-15_LOOTERS_GONNA_LOOT_-_The_Division_Gameplay_[93n6kCBcQPM].description

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LOOTERS GONNA LOOT - The Division Gameplay

Gonna level with you here. I was all set to write alternate lyrics to The Smashing Pumpkins Bullet with Butterfly Wings. Loaded up the song, got my rhyming dictionary all ready and everything.

But then I said "Nah, fuck it. This ain't Demo Disk."

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RAGE IN THE CAGE - GTA 5 Gameplay

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In the time since this Dude Soup recorded, less than 24 hours ago, so much has happened. Storms have swept the land, news has broken. President Barack Obama has given his last State of the Union address, and Alabama has once again been crowned College Football's National Champion.

Oh, and James something something Psychonauts 2.

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WILL YOU BUY Oculus Rift? - Dude Soup Podcast #52

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We MAKE A MOVIE? - Open Haus #47

DEMO DISK UPDATE
to: Funhaus (all)

1/11/2016 6:00am PAC

To all Funhaus Employees,

In 2015 we allowed you to get away with a lot of questionable content in your series Demo Disk. Please let this email serve as a reminder that this will not be tolerated in 2016. For clarification purposes, see the list below for conversations, topics, visuals, or games that will be under review for the purposes of your video content:

Rule 34 (anything)
Snapping of discs without protective safety gear
Copywritten content, including (but not limited to) songs, movies, TV shows, essays, articles, etc.
Flash games (porno)
Porno (flash games)
Making mock of individuals or games
Making mock of audience
Making mock of Joel Rubin
The following words: nipples, buttocks, butt, butts, ass, boob, boobs, bewbz, vagina, penis, peniscock, 

Any violation will result in immediate channel termination. Thank you for your compliance.

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HOW TO FIX WORLD WAR II - Demo Disk Gameplay

My fellow Americans: as your caucus draws closer, I'd like to beg for your caucus. Everyone knows how important the caucus is, and yours is the greatest in our great country. Eagles fly, children wave tiny flags, and I want your caucus so I can make this country great again. 

When I think about how hard this caucus fight has been, it makes me hot and bothered. But no matter how hot I get over this caucus, now matter how long this caucus is, now matter how many other candidates are all over this caucus, I want this caucus the most. I looooooove the caucus. 

God bless America.

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ABORTIONS FOR ALL - The Political Machine 2016 Gameplay Part 2

The following are a few brief excerpts from Garry's Journal
Day One: In a jungle. Monkeys v. annoying
Day Two: Still in jungle. Saw some natives; they seem ok
Day Three: Nevermind re: the natives. NOT COOL
Day Seven: Solved a few puzzles; running out of ammo
Day Eighteen: Cooked a cat today. Not v. delicious.
Day Thirty-Three: Natives stole my pen; using my own poo to write. Sorry G!
Day Fifty-Seven: Running out of food = running out of poo
Day Fifty-Nine: V hungry, saving ink
Day Sixty-Two: Uhhhghghhgggh

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SH*T GAME DONE QUICK - Day One: Garry's Incident Gameplay Part 3

Heyooooo, come on down to Crazy Hotslut's Dino Emporium for all yer dino needs! I'm Craaaaaazy Hotslut and boy howdy do I have some deals for you! We got your raptors, your compys, your trikes and brontos and dilos! You wanna get some hide, we got dead dinos with meat too, why not?

We got so many dinos we're practically giving them away for FREEEEEE but we're not so come on in and get a dino! What you think you can train them on your own? No sir, not gonna happen. They'll tear you apart; save yourself the hospital bills and get yer dinos here at Crazy Hotslut's Dino Emporium.

Also we got boats. We got ignots I mean ingots. We got thatch. But most of all WE GOT DINNNNOOOOS!

No money down for your dinos and dino needs. Heck we'll even thrown in a saddle for ya! Remember: I'm Crazy Hotslut and these dinos have GOT 2 GOOOOOO!

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PARTY HARD - ARK: Survival Evolved Gameplay Part 7

***THIS IS A FUNHAUS BROADCASTING COMPANY PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT***

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Emergency...Emergency...Emergency...Emergency...Emergency...Emergency...

If you're going to play GTA online with us, do not - we repeat, DO NOT - turn your external speakers on. This concludes our emergency announcement.

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2016-01-07_CHEAT_TO_WIN_-_GTA_5_Gameplay_[MjkX-ftRzk0].description

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CHEAT TO WIN - GTA 5 Gameplay

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Our first Dude Soup of 2016 (TWENTYSIXTEEN!) gets things started off right with a good ol' controversy. The AssCreed franchise may not be putting out a new game this year - do you want one? Does anyone care? Would it be any good? I dunno, I just write the descriptions here.

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2016-01-06_Are_You_SICK_of_ASSASSIN_S_CREED_-_Dude_Soup_Podcast_51_[vSHO7fvMjBY].description

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Are You SICK of ASSASSIN'S CREED? - Dude Soup Podcast #51

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A new year, a new Open Haus. But is anything really different in this, the year of Your Lord 2016? 

Yes. In this episode we don't use any photoshops because we were really pressed for time on the edit. 

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2016-01-05_We_Have_ALL_THE_ANSWERS_-_Open_Haus_46_[ARFyb7XOePU].description

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We Have ALL THE ANSWERS? - Open Haus #46

Lyrics mainly by Bruce but also a little Joel

Oooh my little shitty one, my shitty one
When you gonna give me a game D-Demo
Oooh none of these games are fun, these games aren’t fun
Runnin gonna crash and I blame D-Demo

Never gonna load, give it up, such a broken game, 
We always snap it up, gonna drive, all of us insane
My my my i yi wooh
My my my my D-Demo

Find a crappy RPG, J-RPG,
FPS, turn-based or real-time D-Demo
Keeping it a mystery gets to me
So let’s just google “Anna Elsa grind” d-demo

Never gonna load, give it up, such a broken game, 
We always snap it up, gonna drive, all of us insane
My my my i yi wooh
My my my my D-Demo
My my my my D-Demo

When you gonna crash on me c-crash on me
Is it just a matter of time D-demo?
Are you t-t-trash to me? T-Trash to me? 
It’s garbage games whenever I find a D-demo

Never gonna load, give it up, such a broken game, 
We always snap it up, gonna drive, all of us insane
My my my i yi wooh
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma My my my i yi wooh
My my my my D-Demo
My my my my D-Demo
My my my my D-Demo
My my my my D-Demo

Ooooooooooooh awwwww my d-demo
Ooooooooooooh awwwww my d-demo
Ooooooooooooh awwwww my d-demo


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2016-01-04_THE_EMPEROR_S_NEW_POON_-_Demo_Disk_Gameplay_[UCLM7mTJalk].description

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THE EMPEROR'S NEW POON - Demo Disk Gameplay

Ahh, more of the best of the rest or the first of the worst or the heavings of the leavings or whatever. These games suck.

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2016-01-03_WORST_GAMES_of_2015_Gameplay_Part_2_[PGkE1F2M72Q].description

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WORST GAMES of 2015 Gameplay! Part 2!

Oh Legendary, what a ride it's been. From $1 One Hour to a spinoff, you've been with us for far too long. And now it's time to say goodbye in a classic Legendary way:

By glitching to total hell.

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2016-01-02_MOST_IMPOSSIBLE_GAME_EVER_-_Legendary_Gameplay_Part_4_[ARaabCkxrpQ].description

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MOST IMPOSSIBLE GAME EVER - Legendary Gameplay Part 4

Being a news professional is hard. Striving for perfection, taking those enunciation lessons, bringing you the real, serious Actual Meaningful Gaming News. 

In this video, please enjoy our Professional Tips For How To Be Good At Job.

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2016-01-01_HOW_TO_GET_CANCELLED_-_The_Know_Bloopers_[nXbq5yGmz44].description

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HOW TO GET CANCELLED - The Know Bloopers