Step 1: Take 5 of your nephew's Adderall
Step 2: Turn soundtrack of "The Matrix Revolutions" up to full volume.
Step 3: Play Ukrainian bootleg of "Tron: Legacy"(laserdisk only) on a loop.
Step 4: Huff every chemical under your sink at once.
Step 5: Invent this stupid game.

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GAME OF THE YEAR: 2017 - Drop Out 0 Gameplay

Interesting fact about Finland: While it does reside on the Fennoscandian Peninsula, Finnish people do not consider themselves to be Scandinavian. 
Bonus fun fact: I technically lost my virginity to a Finnish exchange student's index finger back in 1999. I'm pretty sure that's like second base over there.

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2017-08-27_VODKA_FOR_BREAKFAST_-_My_Summer_Car_Gameplay_Part_4_[kgGaStOUzqo].description

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VODKA FOR BREAKFAST - My Summer Car Gameplay Part 4

"Alright Holmes, so far we know that the body was discovered gutted, alone in a room locked from the inside. None of the neighbours heard a sound and not a single drop of blood has been found. Fascinating."
"... Watson, you're like a MEDICAL doctor, right?"
"Why yes, of course. What does tha-"
"Soooo can you write a prescription for like anything, or...?"

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CLUELESS GAMERS - Sherlock Holmes: The Devil's Daughter Gameplay Part 4

If any of you tough guys out there are planning on taking a swing at your old pal Bones, keep in mind that as a kid I achieved the rank of yellow belt in Tae Kwon Do. I'm pretty sure the instructor was contractually obligated to give it to me once my mom's check cleared, but still.

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2017-08-26_KARATE_KIDS_-_Absolver_Gameplay_[F6tCwHxsjkw].description

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KARATE KIDS - Absolver Gameplay

I'm not really sure if this is how trigger warnings work, but could you please send one of those my way next time you're about to call me a tired homeless version of Adam Kovic in the comments? The rest of the boys are getting sick of all the crying.  

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2017-08-25_NOBODY_LIKES_US_-_Funhaus_Comments_85_[3yBo2Su45y0].description

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NOBODY LIKES US? - Funhaus Comments #85

"Alright David, I'm ready to go. Where should I look when this tank turns into a giant robot or whatever? You got a tennis ball dangling on a string up there somewhere?"
"A robot? No, Shia. It's just a tank. This is a straight up war movie."
"Sh*t! Okay, I gotta switch gears here. Give me twenty minutes. I'll be in my trailer watching videos of myself masturbating."

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2017-08-25_LET_S_GET_TANKED_-_Shellshock_Live_Gameplay_w_Chilled_Chaos_GaLm_[CrxQJoJll_Q].description

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LET'S GET TANKED - Shellshock Live Gameplay w/Chilled Chaos & GaLm

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. No. Wait. Hospital... No! Doctor. Says he's sad. Depressed! Yes. Depressed better. Where was I? Oh. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Guy says this. Not Doctor. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown-"... wait. What was name? "P" something. Was French. Italian maybe. No! Stay! Will remember! Pagliacci! That's it. "Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. "But doctor..." he says... he says... Shoot. Hold on. Let me start over.

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2017-08-24_THE_LAST_LAUGH_-_GTA_5_Gameplay_[3IKnb_vUmhc].description

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THE LAST LAUGH - GTA 5 Gameplay

I'm so proud of us. We made it through an entire Owen Wilson themed GTA gameplay and never once mentioned his botched suicide attempt.
...
Dang it!

Water World 3000 - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/pc/jobs/job/1xjyBiO5R0GB_JJxHDhIiw#

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2017-08-24_DEAD_IN_THE_WATER_-_GTA_5_Gameplay_[b_n_A8g3ox8].description

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DEAD IN THE WATER - GTA 5 Gameplay

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Today the boys talk about YouTube's "Ad-pocolypse 2" and it's effects on content creators, as well as:
11:15 - The future of YouTube as platform for adult-oriented content
30:10 - What Makes us Hard, aka What We Watched on TV This Weekend
42:00 - Star Wars trash: Holiday Special and 2 Ewok movies
52:00 - Issues with creators moving to other platforms
1:01:45 - Hard Nettin'

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2017-08-23_NO_MORE_GAMING_ON_YOUTUBE_-_Dude_Soup_Podcast_136_[1POpM5Ze8bA].description

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NO MORE GAMING ON YOUTUBE? - Dude Soup Podcast #136

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Uh oh. Rahul's back. Wait. Did you hear that? That was the sound of every female Funhaus fan ovulating simultaneously. Okay, fine. It was just me. 

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2017-08-22_SONIC_-_THE_MOVIE_-_Open_Haus_131_[bBLhSG4gMbI].description

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SONIC: THE MOVIE? 🌌 - Open Haus #131

Bonjour. Je m'excuse. Je ne pouvais penser à rien d'ingénieux à écrire pour cette description. À la place d'une petite blague intelligente, j'ai inclus un discours d'un de mes films préférés. Amusez-vous.

"Ne vous rendez-vous compte? La prochaine fois que vous verrez le ciel, ce sera sur une autre ville. La prochaine fois que vous faites un test, ce sera dans une autre école. Nos parents, ils veulent les meilleures choses pour nous. Mais maintenant, ils doivent faire ce qui leur convient. Parce que c'est leur temps. Leur temps! Là-haut! En bas, c'est notre temps. C'est notre temps ici. Tout au long de la seconde, nous montons le seau de Troy."

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2017-08-21_FRENCH_TICKLERS_-_Demo_Disk_Gameplay_[6iA0btUrxoE].description

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FRENCH TICKLERS - Demo Disk Gameplay

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It all begins here. The boys begin their slow march towards competitive Overwatch greatness. Or a very quick march towards the end of their friendships. Either way it should be pretty entertaining. 

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2017-08-21_MASTERS_OF_OVERWATCH_-_Esports_Ejects_Trailer_[_SAcOA82afI].description

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MASTERS OF OVERWATCH - Esports Ejects Trailer

Come on! We're playing this game! We bought a ton of fidget spinners! We got that haircut with the really short sides! I used a gendered pronoun the other day and Bruce beat me with my own shoe! What the hell else do you kids want from us?! 

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2017-08-20_UNKNOWN_SOLDIERS_-_PUBG_Gameplay_with_Adam_and_Bruce_[oJkZCMsLsmA].description

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UNKNOWN SOLDIERS - PUBG Gameplay with Adam and Bruce

Today Adam and the gang watch the criminally underrated "Aliens vs Avatars" while they discuss what makes a bad movie good, as well as the admirable work it takes to complete even the most embarrassingly terrible of films.

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2017-08-19_WHO_NEEDS_AVATAR_2_-_Movie_Podcast_[XyswPeVARZw].description

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WHO NEEDS AVATAR 2? 👽 - Movie Podcast

I'm really glad that emojis have become more diverse lately. Until they came out with the little eggplant, I thought I was the only guy out there who's wiener was dark purple with a bright green tip.  

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2017-08-18_EMOJI_MOVIE_VS_LEGO_MOVIE_-_Funhaus_Comments_84_[T1xaqXYyi98].description

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EMOJI MOVIE VS LEGO MOVIE? 🤜 - Funhaus Comments #84

Last week I asked Jacob how many Jedi he could name from The Battle of Geonosis. He proudly unleashed this list upon me:
Mace Windu, Yoda, Anakin Skywalker, Obi Wan Kenobi, Plo Koon, Coleman Trebor, Luminara Unduli, Shaak Ti, Barriss Offee, Stass Allie, Kit Fisto, Bultar Swan, Saesee Tin, Ki Adi Mundi, Eeth Koth, Sora Bulq.
If you guessed more than Jacob: Congratulations! You've won a chance to reexamine some pretty telling life choices!

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2017-08-18_ROBOT_BATTLE_ARENA_-_Clone_Drone_in_the_Danger_Zone_Gameplay_Part_2_[u3yehUbdhgc].description

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ROBOT BATTLE ARENA 🤖 - Clone Drone in the Danger Zone Gameplay Part 2

Why even make a comic book adaptation of the League of Extraordinary Gentleman movie if you're not gonna respect the source material. Where's Tom Sawyer? Where's the 6-wheeled LXG-Mobile. Get your sh*t together, Alan Moore.

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2017-08-17_WATCHMEN_GET_HARD_-_GTA_5_Gameplay_[5vDPjzTZMBc].description

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WATCHMEN GET HARD 🍆 - GTA 5 Gameplay

What. Is. MEGAROUND? Why has it come here? What does it want from us? Who cowers in its presence? What does it have to do with Funhaus, ducks, and that jacked dog from Tiny Toons? The answer may shock you!!!*

*answer will not shock you.

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2017-08-17_MEGA_PLEASE_-_GTA_5_Gameplay_[9T9ZFhesq0Y].description

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MEGA PLEASE! - GTA 5 Gameplay

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This week the boys celebrate the majesty of all things Sonic as well as:
9:30 - Lawrence's hot new segment "Thoughtables" and talks about the power of nostalgia in media.
25:15 - Lazy filmaking just to make a buck.
36:30 - Bruce and Adam's crazy drunken weekends.
54:50 - Exploitation movies.
61:25 - Hard Nettin'. 

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HARD NETTING:
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2017-08-16_SONIC_STILL_GARBAGE_-_Dude_Soup_Podcast_135_[164hJoIgSCQ].description

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SONIC STILL GARBAGE?💩- Dude Soup Podcast #135

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Hopefully by the time this video airs there will still be any kind of Korea. Or Guam. Or internet for that matter. I'm just gonna crawl into a 50's era refrigerator for the next few weeks. Enjoy the hilarity. 

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2017-08-15_NEXT_STOP_NORTH_KOREA_-_Open_Haus_130_[B6H1unHOW_E].description

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NEXT STOP NORTH KOREA? - Open Haus #130

"The housewife was found in the doghouse, strangled with a leash, with Beggin' Strips shoved into every hole. I guess you could say she liked it a little too..."
*(puts on sunglasses)*
"... harsh."
"YEEAAAA-wait what?"

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2017-08-14_SEE_MEN_SOLVE_CRIME_-_Demo_Disk_Gameplay_[LtI0xEz-rCc].description

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SEE MEN SOLVE CRIME 💦 - Demo Disk Gameplay

In the spirit of equality we men chose to allow Elyse to act as captain during this episode, then promptly ignored her orders and told her what to do. Please don't call us feminist icons. Heroes will do just fine.
 
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2017-08-13_PROBING_THE_VOID_-_Star_Trek_Bridge_Crew_Gameplay_Part_3_[M35AoDOZvcg].description

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PROBING THE VOID - Star Trek Bridge Crew Gameplay Part 3

"Shit! I forgot to write the scripts for next four Avatar films! Get me my mini-sub, a mayonnaise jar full of adderall, some FernGully slash-fiction, five cats, and a can of blue paint! I'll see you in a fortnight."
"God-speed, Mr. Cameron."

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WE BLUE OURSELVES - Avatar Gameplay

As he came into the window
Was a sound of a crescendo
He came into her apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
She was sitting at the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down
It was her doom
 
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ALIEN ANT FARM - Earth Defense Force 4.1 Gameplay Part 5