Can you guys do me a favor and write in the comments if you actually cheer during those #@&%ing Stan Lee cameos. It will save me the trouble of having to learn to hate you over time.

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2017-09-14_AVENGERS_GET_HACKED_-_GTA_5_Gameplay_[y0VyRe9KQc8].description

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AVENGERS GET HACKED - GTA 5 Gameplay

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*****PewDiePie issued an apology AFTER we recorded this podcast. Here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLdxuaxaQwc

Ugh boy. Please watch the entire episode before you break out your quill and start penning your angry missives. This week we tackle the very sensitive subject of racial insensitivity as well as:
21:40 - DMCA takedown by Campo Santo.
34:30 - A light-hearted trip to Lucasfilm with Adam and Bruce.
50:15 - Hard Nettin'.

SOURCES: 
PewDiePie's bad words:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-41222593
https://www.engadget.com/2017/09/11/pewdiepie-outburst/
DMCA Takedown Legal?
http://www.firewatchgame.com/about/#streaming

HARD NETTIN':
Jam2Go
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheJam2go
Alliance of Universes
https://budcharles.deviantart.com/art/Alliance-of-Universes-UPDATED-700071270

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2017-09-13_THE_CONSEQUENCES_OF_RACIAL_SLURS_-_Dude_Soup_Podcast_139_[Hosj36zIlEE].description

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THE CONSEQUENCES OF RACIAL SLURS? - Dude Soup Podcast #139

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In accordance with YouTube's new content guidelines, I present to you the following description, free of all foul language, violent imagery, or erotic references:
Hey... there. This video... sure is... good? It is always amusing when.. people... do... and say... things that are... different. Sometimes to be absurd or... comical also. Watch this now please. I go. 
*(takes shot of absinthe, screams obscenities into Jacob's ear for an hour)*

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2017-09-12_WE_GO_FAMILY_FRIENDLY_-_Open_Haus_134_[FM9euSPdChw].description

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WE GO FAMILY FRIENDLY? - Open Haus #134

Professions that get you laid the most (in order):
1. Being Tiger Woods.
2. Motorcross bro.
3. NHL player.
4. International DDR Champion.
5. Every other job.
Last. YouTube comedy channel uploader.

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2017-09-11_TIGER_S_WOOD_-_Demo_Disk_Gameplay_[5US_KIidWfs].description

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TIGER'S WOOD - Demo Disk Gameplay

Say what you will about LA's homeless problem, but it does make it a lot easier to get a reasonably priced handie behind the Denny's next to my apartment. 
One would imagine.
 
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2017-09-10_RAGS_TO_GLITCHES_-_Hobo_-_Tough_Life_Gameplay_w_Criken_[z4mqro_iDaQ].description

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RAGS TO GLITCHES - Hobo: Tough Life Gameplay w/Criken

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Why do swingers always have those thick bushy mustaches? I doesn't matter what you're into in the bedroom, back alley, dungeon, or Applebee's bathroom. Either way, that thing's gonna start to smell like an old mop head after a while.

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2017-09-10_TEXAS_TOUGH_BOYS_-_Alekhine_s_Gun_Gameplay_Part_4_[gPRyF4oX808].description

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TEXAS TOUGH BOYS - Alekhine's Gun Gameplay Part 4

Ingredients:
2 cups matzo meal
2 large eggs, lightly beaten
1/4 cup chicken fat or shmaltz*
2 teaspoons kosher salt
1 teaspoon chopped fresh parsley
2 cups boiling water
3-4 quarts chicken broth or stock
Directions:
In a bowl, mix together matzo meal, eggs, chicken fat, salt and parsley. Pour over boiling water and let sit until mostly absorbed, then lightly mix until no dry crumbs remain. Cover and refrigerate for at least 1 hour to mellow.
Roll dough into ball approximately 1-inch in size (they will expand when cooked). Use a light hand here, you don’t want to compress the dough too much lest you lose the light, airy texture. Arrange balls on a plate or baking sheet and cook immediately, or refrigerate for up to 1 day.
Bring a large pot of chicken broth (preferably homemade) to a bare simmer. Add half of matzo balls (you don’t want to overcrowd them) and cook for 20 to 30 minutes or until balls are cooked through (they will usually start to sink when they are done). Ladle into soup bowls with some broth and serve warm.
* Rendered chicken fat (or schmaltz) is a crucial ingredient to these matzo balls, giving them the majority of their substance or flavor. While you *can* technically use vegetable oil or shortening here, chicken fat is going to produce a much more flavorful matzo ball. Look for frozen rendered chicken fat in the kosher section of your favorite grocery store, or ask your local butcher.

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2017-09-09_THE_HEBREW_HEEL_-_WWE_2k17_Gameplay_with_Joel_[jCXSTj7atUI].description

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THE HEBREW HEEL - WWE 2k17 Gameplay with Joel

Quit getting all worked up over all the "teleporting" in Game of Thrones. It's a fantasy show full of all sorts of crazy imaginary stuff. I don't see any of you throwing a fit every time a dragon flies by, or a zombie pops out of the ice, or a woman has an orgasm. 

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2017-09-08_NO_GIRLS_ALLOWED_-_Funhaus_Comments_87_[bQWRalQ4uEs].description

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NO GIRLS ALLOWED - Funhaus Comments #87

Did you know that Joaquin Phoenix grew up in cult in South America called The Children of God, who used their female followers as "flirty fishers" to entice potential converts with various sex acts?
Weird, right? Anyway, Jacob will be filling in for me the next few months while I take care of some important business in Suriname. Personal business. Don't worry about it.

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2017-09-08_BLOOD_AND_SAND_-_GORN_Gameplay_[enr9w4lBaOk].description

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BLOOD AND SAND - GORN Gameplay

An omnipotent, jacked, purple space-god is attempting to take over the universe! Fear not, true believers! We have an absentee dad who shoots arrows good, a spayed ballet karate lady, a guy who can swim, and fop with an umbrella.
Uuuh... assemble?

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2017-09-07_EARTH_S_CRAPPIEST_HEROES_-_GTA_5_Gameplay_[DlY_ZJZwirU].description

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EARTH'S CRAPPIEST HEROES - GTA 5 Gameplay

This weekend I willed myself out of bed long enough to microwave a frozen burrito before crawling back under the covers and pleasuring myself to an episode of Designing Women. Where's my million dollars?

!!MIlitary pro 2 !! - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/pc/jobs/job/w-oPyyFsDUCuyPTrwGXbow#

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2017-09-07_WILL_TO_KILL_-_GTA_5_Gameplay_[WEuNnKO3rX0].description

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WILL TO KILL - GTA 5 Gameplay

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Today the gang talks all about what has made PUBG the most popular game in the universe as well as:
23:00 - How gambling and unlockables make games so addictive
49:10 - SNES bundles ripping you off
55:30 - Thoughtable: Would you let someone hit you in videos if it made you famous
1:03:00 - Hard Nettin'

SOURCES: 
[Twitter] PUBG #1 on Steam: https://twitter.com/PLAYERUNKNOWN/status/901809054527324161
[Twitter] PUBG Player Counts in July: https://twitter.com/PLAYERUNKNOWN/status/891666676772610048
[GI.biz] Playerunknown's Battlegrounds hits 8 million sales: http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2017-08-21-playerunknowns-battlegrounds-hits-8-million-sales
[Glixel] GameStop on Forced Bundling, SNES Classic, Xbox One X Scarcity: http://www.rollingstone.com/glixel/news/gamestop-on-forced-bundling-snes-classic-xbox-one-x-scarcity-w500135

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2017-09-06_PUBG_IS_TOO_POPULAR_-_Dude_Soup_Podcast_138_[OELl8F2woAo].description

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PUBG IS TOO POPULAR? - Dude Soup Podcast #138

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Anxiety over fleeting youth: Check.
Preoccupation with my own mortality: Check.
Depression over lack of accomplishments in life: Check.
Expanding mid-section: Check.
Inability to maintain erection: Check.
Unnecessarily flashy and expensive car: I still drive a total piece of sh*t. Phew. I was worried there for a second. 

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2017-09-05_OUR_MID-LIFE_CRISIS_-_Open_Haus_133_[VupMwkutTKw].description

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OUR MID-LIFE CRISIS? - Open Haus #133

Listen, we didn't have the internet when we were young. If you couldn't find a soggy old magazine in the woods, sometimes the best a growing boy could hope for was a peak of butt crack in a video game's intro scene. Don't you dare judge us! 

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2017-09-04_HOLE_CALIBUR_-_Demo_Disk_Gameplay_[Y3GkuAc3AJw].description

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HOLE CALIBUR - Demo Disk Gameplay

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I would like to hope that right now John F. Kennedy is up in Heaven somewhere, smiling down on all of us, but I know this isn't so. It's hard to smile down on anything with your face buried between Marilyn Monroe's cans. 

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2017-09-03_CHINESE_TAKE-OUT_-_Alekhine_s_Gun_Gameplay_Part_3_[93SX2WMLfqw].description

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CHINESE TAKE-OUT - Alekhine's Gun Gameplay Part 3

Be sure to stay tuned until moment 11:35 to hear a neat little one minute tale explaining why nobody should ever be a cat person. Ever. And he doesn't even mention Toxoplasmosis. Good god, the Toxoplasmosis!
 
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2017-09-03_MASTER_BLADER_-_Sword_With_Sauce_Gameplay_[dxyRB64AwBA].description

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MASTER BLADER - Sword With Sauce Gameplay

This is sick. Rest stops should only be used for resting, peeing, amphetamine trafficking, and the occasional black market organ sale. Unrelated question: Does anybody happen to know how long a kidney can last duct-taped to the inside of a toilet tank? 

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2017-09-02_SHOOTING_GALLERY_-_The_Tearoom_Gameplay_[bovmomH83Ts].description

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SHOOTING GALLERY - The Tearoom Gameplay

It could be any one of us. I'll never tell. You can threaten, beat, and torture me for as long as there is strength in your arms and I will never, not even with my dying breath, reveal her name. 

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2017-09-01_WHO_WILL_DIE_-_Funhaus_Comments_86_[Tef7_p33kP4].description

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WHO WILL DIE? - Funhaus Comments #86

My original title for this video was going to be "Call of Doobie". You kids still call pot cigarettes doobies, right? Sh*t. Do you guys even still call it pot? Oh god! You don't even smoke it anymore do you? It's all oils and balms and mists or something. I need to do some more research. How many e's are there in "AskJeeves"?

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2017-09-01_COD_BLESS_AMERICA_-_Call_of_Duty_WW2_Gameplay_[reTH9C5HfK0].description

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COD BLESS AMERICA - Call of Duty WW2 Gameplay

"...Until your mother loves a man she has every reason to hate, and of that union, it was you, only you, that emerged. To distill so specific a form from that chaos of improbability, like turning air to gold... that is the crowning unlikelihood. The thermodynamic miracle. And so I was wrong. Now dry your eyes... and make out with five of me while I build some stuff over here."
"But Jon. What about Ea-"
"Oh right! Earth! Yes. Let's save Earth! But then it's battery-finger time!"

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2017-08-31_END_OF_WATCHMEN_-_GTA_5_Gameplay_[NC1H4wZ0_Xw].description

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END OF WATCHMEN - GTA 5 Gameplay

When Venus sends its Gas-hounds, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending Storm-whores that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing retrograde rotation. They're bringing clouds of sulfuric acid. They're CO2 suckers. And some, I assume, are good people.

Gravity Defied - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/pc/jobs/job/9dzx9ZmmnUu-c4xXeYrl-A#

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2017-08-31_Aliens_Among_Us_-_GTA_5_Gameplay_[-Bf49KHZ7hA].description

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Aliens Among Us - GTA 5 Gameplay

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And get your first fix at http://www.stitchfix.com/dudesoup and you'll get an extra 25% off when you keep all 5 items in your box! 

This week the boys and Elyse break down the h3h3 lawsuit and what it means for fair use on the internet as well as:
11:00 - Soap operas
33:45 - New game distribution models to fight piracy
48:20 - New Half-Life plot revealed
54:10 - Ad-pocolypse changing the streaming ecosystem
1:01:00 - Hard Nettin'

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SOURCES:
[YouTube] WE WON THE LAWSUIT: https://youtu.be/9eN0CIyF2ok
[YouTube] The Big, The BOLD, The Beautiful (Re-Upload): https://youtu.be/CXUs5FOo-JE
[Copyright.gov] Fair Use Guidelines: https://www.copyright.gov/fair-use/more-info.html
[Imgur] Darkwood Developer Story: https://m.imgur.com/a/xVhDz
[GitHub] Epistle 3: https://github.com/Jackathan/MarcLaidlaw-Epistle3/blob/master/Epistle3_Original.md
[Pastebin] Translated Episode 3: https://pastebin.com/q9DMFa7c

NET HARD: Jam2go - https://youtu.be/xCL6SvLuz64

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h3h3 SAVES YOUTUBE? - Dude Soup Podcast #137

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Whenever I work out, my favorite thing to listen to is the sound of my thighs scraping against one another coupled with my own pained wheezing and sobs. That or Kanye.

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FUNHAUS COSPLAY TUTORIAL? - Open Haus #132

Be sure to stay tuned until the end of the episode to see some nipples. Big, juicy, perfectly pink nipples. Old, hairy, suspiciously male nipples. Yes, they're Jon's.

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2017-08-28_LEMUR_DOUBLE_TEAMER_-_Demo_Disk_Gameplay_[i4zf5Bn7Bv8].description

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LEMUR DOUBLE TEAMER - Demo Disk Gameplay