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WE don't like eating soup in the morning, which is why WE changed the upload on OUR channel to 6:00 pm. So we can have our soup like god herself intended: in the early evening, just as the first stars begin to appear and the crickets chirp their twilight lullaby.

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2015-04-30_Should_Mods_Be_FREE_-_Dude_Soup_Podcast_13_[yNedpxZQIOA].description

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Should Mods Be FREE? - Dude Soup Podcast #13

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2015-04-28_Our_First_GAY_BAR_-_Open_Haus_11_[xgzgl9FShJs].description

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Our First GAY BAR? - Open Haus #11

A conversation we'll no doubt be having soon: 

"Hey Funhaus?"

"Yeah Burnie?"

"So, we're a little concerned about the videos on your channel." 

"What do you mean?"

"....."

"Ohhhh, the incredibly graphic sex games we've been playing in like every video recently?"

"That's it."

"We'll cut it out. Sorry."

"No, no that's not it. Can -- can you send me the links?"

"......"

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2015-04-27_TO_DATE_A_PREDATOR_-_Demo_Disk_Gameplay_[DVuz47Mn8Ik].description

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TO DATE A PREDATOR - Demo Disk Gameplay

Video Gaming's match of the decade, or the year, or the week, or whatever, is finally here. Two contenders enter the ring; only one can win.

In one corner, the Titan of Shit Gaming that is Funhaus. In the other, a Trio of Handsome Gentlefops. The match? CS GO, some kind of shooting game that seems to be popular with the kids. The prize? E-peen. The venue: CYBERSPACE!

Which team will emerge victorious? Who will go down in history as The Greatest Gamers Ever to Stride the Earth, and who will suffer the ignominy of trash, defeat, and poopdeath?

WATCH ALL 27 MINUTES FOR A CHILLING, THRILLING, GRILLING, FILLING, AND DID I SAY CHILLING GAME OF COMPUTER SHOOTMAN GO!!

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2015-04-26_FUNHAUS_VS_CREATURES_-_3v3_in_CS_GO_Gameplay_[rAPffDBvWn8].description

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FUNHAUS VS CREATURES - 3v3 in CS GO Gameplay

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ADAM
@giraffessayrawr https://twitter.com/giraffessayrawr/status/589553778837315585
@The0u7sider https://twitter.com/The0u7sider/status/588574805328138240
@Mikeliterous https://twitter.com/Mikeliterous/status/588110481660907520
@kenzieskowyra https://twitter.com/kenzieskowyra/status/587498995142041600
UNKNOWN - FH Stickers

BRUCE
@THE0U7SIDER: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCxPtfTUIAEtStZ.jpg:large
@HELLOTARDIS: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCw5YXMUIAE1G83.jpg
@FULLSCALE_ (YT CONORISABAGEL): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0xv_VP-rXs
@MIRIQL: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCyUc7NW0AE__rC.png:large
@ACHIEVEMENTART: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CC1bV0HWEAAwgX6.jpg:large

JAMES
/U/0PTIMISTPRIME http://i.imgur.com/n3lUt0r.jpg
/U/MRMACRO_95 http://pre06.deviantart.net/d0a5/th/pre/i/2015/100/4/b/funhaus_by_ms_make-d8p5k0e.png
/U/CHEEZEEBIGGIRLZ http://i.imgur.com/MPAtj1R.jpg
/U/JCTIZZLE http://i.imgur.com/BdohgSA.png

LAWRENCE
YOUDIRTYSHISNO.TUMBLR.COM - http://41.media.tumblr.com/905a4d212d11ffbcbba0594a87819355/tumblr_nn0gd2RBfS1rwde0po1_1280.png
@BECCALG - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CC-FrSUUkAAjt-p.jpg:large
@XCROTAX - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCwcITQUUAA9_nq.jpg, https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCwcJJOVIAEQPKN.jpg
@SOBERBOB2 - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCsUqavUgAAyCIp.jpg:large
GLOBALPREDATORX.DEVIANTART.COM - http://img10.deviantart.net/cd68/i/2015/109/0/c/the_fun_dream_by_globalpredatorx-d8q9pf8.jpg

SPOOLE
@DABRAZILIANDUDE https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDEjWytWYAAJ3I2.jpg:large 

JOEL
/U/0PTIMISTPRIME http://i.imgur.com/LRZoNl8.jpg
/U/MRMACRO_95 http://ms-make.deviantart.com/art/Funhaus-522481206
/U/ALL-MAD https://twitter.com/Y2KKev/status/589533605032001538
/U/SLEEPY_RONIN91 http://josemartinezart.deviantart.com/art/Funhaus-Fan-art-527152839
@LINDOR__ https://twitter.com/Lindor__/status/590108663236399104/photo/1

MATT PEAKE
/U/C0N-M4N http://4con.tumblr.com/image/116448674564
@STARSEED13 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCgBlcUUMAAqpiL.jpg:large
/U/BURUCU http://fluorescent-socks.deviantart.com/art/Burucu-527984975?ga_submit_new=10%253A1429486774&ga_type=edit&ga_changes=1&ga_recent=1
JCTIZZLE http://i.imgur.com/0oyEw2w.jpg
/U/CHEEZEEBIGGIRLZ http://imgur.com/MPAtj1R

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2015-04-25_WE_ARE_GORILLAZ_-_Art_Haus_[T84ngyWNEYg].description

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WE ARE GORILLAZ - Art Haus!

"Syercella - we have almost reached the trading oasis. The last few months in the caravan have been difficult, but soon we shall meet the merchants and feast!"

"Yes. It shall be most excellent to relax in the village. I find the sand of the desert to be...terrible."

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

"It is good, then, that when we arrive at the oasis we shan't see nearly as much sand."

"Agreed, friend."

**THE NEXT DAY**

"GODDAMIT STING IS HERE. GET OUT OF TOWN STING TOO MUCH SAND!"

"OH NO NOW STING IS FUCKING A SANDDICK. STING YOU ARE THE WORST."

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2015-04-25_DICKS_IN_THE_SAND_-_Son_of_Nor_Gameplay_[fRUBBVbjd1E].description

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DICKS IN THE SAND - Son of Nor Gameplay

In case you think you should be all clever and make a "funny" comment in the hopes that we'll see it and say your name or something...don't. Please. Just don't.

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2015-04-24_SHUT_UP_ALREADY_-_Funhaus_Comments_1_[s0zqM6zHlZQ].description

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SHUT UP ALREADY - Funhaus Comments #1!

Oh come on down to a magical wood
Where faeries dance on air
A fern filled gully that that's totally good
And the movie's called Con Hair

Oh CON HAIR, CON HAIR
CON HAIR everywhere!
We got real hot guys like John Cusack
CON HAIR everywhere!

Did I mention we also got Tim Curry
And Robin Willims, RIP
Rhames and Trejo and Malkovich
And a man named Buscemi

Oh CON HAIR, CON HAIR
CON HAIR everywhere
Courtney Cox was crazy hot
CON HAIR EVERYWHERE!

Flying to your grotto Summer 2015

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2015-04-24_WE_GOT_WOOD_-_Professional_Lumberjack_2015_Gameplay_[pZBsrHVvfPc].description

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WE GOT WOOD - Professional Lumberjack 2015 Gameplay

This is the story of Johnny Blaze, who was only a teenaged stunt biker when he sold his soul to the devil known as Mephistopheles. Year later, Johhny is a world-renowned daredevil by day, but at night, he becomes the devil's legendary bounty hunter called the GHOST RIDER. 

He is charged with finding evil souls on earth and bringing them back to hell. But when a twist of fate brings Johnny's long-lost love Roxanne back into his life, Johnny realizes he just might have a second chance at happiness if he can beat the devil Blackheart and win back his soul. 

To do so he'll have to defeat his nemesis and wayward son, Blackheart, whose plot to take over his father's realm will bring hell on earth unless GHOST RIDER can stop him before it's too late.

THE GREAT SPACE COASTER: http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/jobs/job/3tbaAEtZLkaGJmBMXmEdTQ

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2015-04-23_ROLLER_COASTER_OF_DEATH_-_GTA_5_Gameplay_[MhjqO4_2bDk].description

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ROLLER COASTER OF DEATH - GTA 5 Gameplay

Guys, I'm really sorry to tell you that everyone's favorite Funhaus member, Flitter the Glittercorn, isn't in this episode of Dude Soup.

Actually...this is a really hard time for us...

Flitter had a routine doctor appointment the day before we recorded, and what we all thought was just a bad rash is actually something much worse. She caught Joel's shingles. 

Shingles are typically comparatively mild in humans, but the virus is very aggressive for Glittercorns - Flitter's grandmother Yiskabelle came down with a case a few years ago and it wasn't pretty. They attacked her Sparkle glands and, unable to produce the vital Glittercorn MagicSheen that keeps their kidneys working, Yiskabelle suffered total organ failure.

Anyway, Flitter is in intensive care now. We're hoping for the best, but preparing for the worst. Please do us a favor and leave a #PrayForFlitter on the video, and on twitter - she'll really appreciate the love even though the pain has forced us to put her in a medically induced coma.

Remember: #PrayForFlitter. And god bless you all.

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2015-04-22_GTA_5_First_MODS-_Dude_Soup_Podcast_12_[KipzoDkVnTE].description

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GTA 5 First MODS?- Dude Soup Podcast #12

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Oh man, this episode has it all! Homoerotic fan fiction, Spoole's workout regimen, Adam doing a dumb Game of Thrones voice, and everyone's favorite character, Big Piece of Cardboard!!

Big Piece of Cardboard will be back every week now by popular demand! Look for Big Piece of Cardboard in Dude Soup, Demo Disk, and a very special episode of Luscious, all coming up soon!!

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2015-04-21_EROTIC_Fan_Fiction_-_Open_Haus_10_[YlUT_ya0IbU].description

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EROTIC Fan Fiction? - Open Haus #10

Week 10. I'm still editing Demo Disk. Bruce, Adam, and James still don't know that I'm sneaking my secret messages into each video letting the police know exactly when and how to find them. My only hope is that all the dozens of children harmed by the sexy porn flash games they play have some justice done; some kind of resolution.

It's gone on long enough. I have to make a stand.

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2015-04-20_LEGO_THAT_FAIRY_-_Demo_Disk_Gameplay_[X8KuXhnnipc].description

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LEGO THAT FAIRY - Demo Disk Gameplay

More terrifying than your darkest nightmares. More action-packed than four 80s movies going down on each other. More gory than helping your grandmother pee. It's...

KILLING FLOOR 2 WITH FUNHAUS

Witness a team of 5 experts hold their own against a zombie horde. Experience the chill of staring death in the face. And dress up in a super kewl tactical Spoole outfit.

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2015-04-19_HOT_ZOMBIES_-_Killing_Floor_2_Gameplay_[VgxC9bNhSKo].description

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HOT ZOMBIES - Killing Floor 2 Gameplay

Adam and Bruce and James combined can't even figure out how to date a virtual woman. How are 2/3 of them married?

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2015-04-18_MEAT_N_GREET_-_HuniePop_Gameplay_[ASeZoUc5Ijg].description

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MEAT N GREET - HuniePop Gameplay

SUBMIT YOUR FAN ART TO OUR SUBREDDIT!!!!
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So we're calling the show Art Haus for now, until you guys inevitably come up with a show title you like better, and then berate us until we change it. Be sure to be super rude when you're telling us what to call the show!

ADAM
/u/theacidrain - Adam Knight
http://pre08.deviantart.net/0e28/th/pre/f/2015/098/e/9/anime_kovic__funhaus_fan_art__by_sandymurray90-d8owxjx.jpg 
@richardbradle17 - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCVgPBtXIAA3tqw.jpg
@PopRockJizz - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCQwl_vVEAAKrqV.jpg
@Y2KKev - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCMctIqUIAAUhH3.jpg 

BRUCE
@OhTheEyeNips - https://twitter.com/OhTheEyeNips/status/586034436791078912
@WookieAlex18 - https://twitter.com/WookieAlex18/status/585923767345418241
@polarmatt886931 - https://twitter.com/polarmatt886931/status/587405045194448896
https://twitter.com/polarmatt886931/status/587669915248787457
@Achievementart - https://twitter.com/Achievementart/status/587251747728580608
@starseed13 - https://twitter.com/starseed13/status/587721495083749376

JAMES
@EVENDER_ https://twitter.com/evender_/status/585904976939057152
/U/CUDDLEP00P http://i.imgur.com/Xusr0dl.png
/U/GALACTICRIMINAL https://i.imgur.com/4VaK1KL.jpg
/U/MSAVENGER http://36.media.tumblr.com/ba6c1ccaabdffee53d64a376ce6da977/tumblr_nmpp03PoDr1rmfpbzo1_1280.jpg
@NAOMICHICOINE https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCQWa7KUAAAbIBt.jpg

LAWRENCE
/u/dylan_fox88 - http://i.imgur.com/LtLdrCS.jpg
/u/Panzer-Frau - http://i.imgur.com/Oh3spKB.jpg
/u/Rorschach_Hound - http://i.imgur.com/YwoYKEC.png
@LJWGARVEY - https://twitter.com/LJWGARVEY/status/587771798005088257
/U/0PTIMISTPRIME http://i.imgur.com/xiEqIsr.jpg

SPOOLE
KatyBacon Fan Art
Turbid - Liquid Ass
/u/ Panzer-Frau - http://imgur.com/2Bthg5k 
/u/All-mad - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCPzeG6WMAA60Di.jpg:large 
/u/carlijayne - http://i.imgur.com/C2lioTy.png 
/u/galacticriminal - http://imgur.com/dfEOWMQ 
@ChrisYoung1023 - https://twitter.com/ChrisYoung1023/status/587843502265860096/photo/1 

JOEL
/u/blueskadooh - http://i.imgur.com/E0Ff5dP.jpg
/u/Iron_Avenger6491 - http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e324/dangriffin666/001_zpscmkqyodo.jpg
/u/All-Mad - https://40.media.tumblr.com/f65f590261028ddc42e4b8502360587e/tumblr_nmkjiikFdw1qzpeugo1_1280.jpg
/u/narufry - http://imgur.com/gallery/c86puv2/ & http://imgur.com/gallery/GiLQzrb/

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2015-04-18_LIQUID_ASS_and_SEXY_DOGS_-_Art_Haus_[3bStSVOgMfA].description

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LIQUID ASS and SEXY DOGS - Art Haus!

My fellow Americans,

Four score and 20 mb ago we downloaded a game that's like 3 years old or something. Despite hardships, despite toil, despite the ridicule of the rest of the employees in the Fullscreen office, we pledge to you that we'll always stand by Barak Gynna Wynn's twin promises of legalized prostitution AND making sure creationism is taught to all American children.

With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right to dead babies, let us remember that the only thing we have to fear is a cyborg winning the highest office in the land.

May god bless you, and may god bless these United States.

And the troops.

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2015-04-17_I_WANNA_BE_PRESIDENT_-_Race_for_the_White_House_Gameplay_[96HhAi4X9Nw].description

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I WANNA BE PRESIDENT - Race for the White House Gameplay

Who's got stars? Do you have stars? NO STARS!! THIS WON'T WORK IF YOU HAVE STARS. I don't have any stars, don't come near me if you have stars. 

3 stars? NO! Too many!

I only have 1 star. THAT'S STILL TOO MANY!

WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT NO STARS!?

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2015-04-16_BOATS_N_COKE_-_GTA_Heists_-_Series_A_Funding_Part_1_[mPtf67yTmdY].description

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BOATS N COKE - GTA Heists: Series A Funding Part 1

Today's Menu:

Soup du Jour - a fine, peppery Call of Stewdy with delicious CoD.

Make it a Mortal Kombo meal with a side of fatalities!

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Call of Duty Black Ops 3: WILL IT SUCK? - Dude Soup Podcast #11

***GAME OF THRONES SPOILER ALERT***

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HELLO TAMPA BAY! We are SEXX SWING and we're here to cock your rocks off!! Tonight we'll be playing all your favorite hits, including

SEXX SWING
FUX SLIDE
DIRTY MONKEY BARS
TITTY TOTTER
BUTT STUFF (Jungle Gym Remix)

AND OTHERS! Be sure to hit the merch table for some tour shirts, only $55 each. And remember: only losers do drugs! Stay clean!!

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WE ARE HEROIN? - Open Haus #9

What is best in Demo Disk?

To crush your disks, to see them sharded before you, and to hear the lamentations of their Bruces!

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WHAT IF I FINGERED YOU - Demo Disk Gameplay

Bruce walked up to my desk.

"Luscious is ready to upload," he said. "But you're gonna have to age gate it."

"Why?"

"Gay sex." Bruce walked away.

I watched this video, increasingly convinced that Bruce was lying about the sex. 5 minutes in: no sex. 8 minutes in: no sex. "Where's the sex?" I asked myself again and again.

Just stick with it kids. You'll find that the sex was inside of you all along.

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2015-04-12_QUEST_FOR_NEW_LOVE_-_Lucius_2_Gameplay_[txhCHL4e27A].description

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QUEST FOR NEW LOVE - Lucius 2 Gameplay

The Fan Art section in Dude Soup kept getting longer and longer - and we keep getting more people who only download the audio podcast. So we thought we'd try a brand new show where we highlight our favorite Fan Art, or F'Art, of the week.

If you like this, we'll probably do more or whatever.

SUBMIT YOUR FAN ART TO OUR SUBREDDIT!!!!
reddit.com/r/funhaus

ADAM
http://41.media.tumblr.com/a39db13f1436efcaf7638af70e3d438c/tumblr_nmch0bYM831qzpeugo1_1280.jpg - All-mad
http://i.imgur.com/zu7piLR.png - Loganawe
http://i.imgur.com/yPEL86W.jpg - 0ptimistprime
http://i.imgur.com/xeMU7zI.jpg -  Rorschach_Hound

BRUCE
@multichibz - https://twitter.com/multichibz/status/585112710901280768
@agusrosich - https://twitter.com/agusrosich/status/585055467916939264
@_lying_eyes - https://twitter.com/_lying_eyes/status/584887169849827328
@derschwigg - https://twitter.com/derschwigg/status/584087933658927105
@prostatertots - https://twitter.com/prostatertots/status/584968310313230336

JAMES
/u/0ptimistprime -  http://i.imgur.com/TElPQfr.jpg
@Hellotardis “Russell Richardson” https://twitter.com/Hellotardis/status/583136185213550592
/u/TheJuiceBoxRox http://img09.deviantart.net/5488/i/2015/096/2/8/santa_barbara_sea_wolves_logo_by_eastcoastsurfer12-d8ooh1v.jpg
/u/Yoruki http://yasahiroyoruki.deviantart.com/art/Funhaus-Demo-Disk-Fanart-525091676
/u/jake0bal - http://jakebalen.deviantart.com/art/Bruce-524698615

LAWRENCE
achievementart.tumblr.com - http://achievementart.tumblr.com/post/115582396601/adam-kovic-is-the-ultimate-senpai
fuckyart.tumblr.com - http://fuckyart.tumblr.com/post/115458348030
@DerekSanFilippo - https://twitter.com/DerekSanFilippo/status/584200573676687360/photo/1
/u/Nolv - http://i.imgur.com/95U1iKD.jpg
@NaomiChicoine - https://twitter.com/NaomiChicoine/status/584802709812813824

JOEL
http://i.imgur.com/RHtIkhS.png - /u/loganawe
http://i.imgur.com/RUydzqz.png - /u/epicheese42
http://i.imgur.com/N7InfJK.jpg - /u/steamytomato
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WE LOVE CARTOONS - Art Haus!

Gus was nice enough to come all the way out from Rooster Teeth HQ in Austin to hang out with us and maybe play some GTA heists. 

Instead, we made him play Chrome.

The End.

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HARDEST GAME EVER - Chrome SpecForce Gameplay

Finally, the moment you've all been waiting for, for some dumb reason: our new stupid office tour!!

We got it all: old donuts! Guymzone! YouTub Office! And a special visit from our wacky next door neighbors, The Ropers!

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be amazed at the super-absorbent strength and built-in applicator of this Funhaus Office Tour!!

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HOW TO WORK OUT - Funhaus Office Tour!