We here at Funhaus would like to extend our deepest apologies to all of our visually-impaired... uh... viewers. The opinions of Lawrence Sonntag are his and his alone, and do not reflect the views of Funhaus, Rooster Teeth, or any of our parent companies. That being said, the story about James in New York was pretty funny. 

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2017-07-28_SEE_NO_EVIL_-_Perception_Gameplay_[z5z478CisOY].description

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SEE NO EVIL - Perception Gameplay

So, wait. You DON'T have to get your stomach pumped when that happens? Sweet. You guys just saved me a trip to the hospital.

РестлБро -- https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/pc/jobs/job/cc9KWaVyXEKQ6l-rESISOg#

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2017-07-27_BEACHES_OF_DUMBKIRK_-_GTA_5_Gameplay_[FnsQpvFIzdM].description

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BEACHES OF DUMBKIRK - GTA 5 Gameplay

"The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'... and I'll whisper 'no'."
"...Uuuh, right. Look, Mr. Moore, that's great but I'm kind of in the weeds here. Was that gonna be soup, salad, or fries with your grilled cheese?"

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2017-07-27_WHO_WATCHES_THE_WATCHMEN_-_GTA_5_Gameplay_[Z0Btl4U5vCA].description

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WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMEN? - GTA 5 Gameplay

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Today the boys and Elyse tackle the debate over using technology while driving as well as:
22:00 - A very special video call-in from Gus Sorola
27:30 - The chaos of Pokemon Go Fest
38:00 - Our dependence of free online services
46:45 - Why Reddit thinks PewdiePie is a nazi
52:30 - Hard Nettin'

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SOURCES:
[The Daily News] Drivers beware: New 'E-DUI' law takes effect - http://tdn.com/news/local/drivers-beware-new-e-dui-law-takes-effect/article_64e9f6a5-a891-5b94-b9ef-720113869627.html
[KCRA] Everything to know about CA's new distracted driver law - http://www.kcra.com/article/hands-off-your-phone-everything-to-know-about-cas-new-distracted-driver-law/8537737
[NHTSA] Distracted Driving - https://www.nhtsa.gov/risky-driving/distracted-driving
[bobvids] Pokemon GO Fest Stream Supercut - Savagely Seasoned Cringe - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFm8SJ0VOaA
[Pokemon Go Live] 
Niantic Pokémon GO Fest Chicago Update - http://pokemongolive.com/en/post/pokemongofestupdate

HARD NETTING:
Ivan Dorin - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUZEt1gSA288a5FTdtECAqA
Keijo Portugal - https://www.facebook.com/KeijoPortugal/

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2017-07-26_IT_S_OK_TO_TEXT_AND_DRIVE_-_Dude_Soup_Podcast_132_[wlqnv6Ce9pc].description

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IT'S OK TO TEXT AND DRIVE? - Dude Soup Podcast #132

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Aaahh, first crushes. The summer breeze flowing through your hair. The awkward glances. The exhilarating charge as they graze your hand with theirs. The questions you've already answered. The boring stories they've told you a hundred god-damned times. The crying. The strange, almost comforting stony silence as you eat yet another in what seems to be an endless series of meals together. More crying. No, I wasn't flirting with that barista! I was just telling her how I like my coffee! What, can I not smile at another woman ever again?! Fine, go stay at your sister's! 

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2017-07-25_OUR_FIRST_CRUSH_-_Open_Haus_127_[TzGvipY72S0].description

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OUR FIRST CRUSH? - Open Haus #127

Erectile dysfunction is no big deal. It happens to every man on occasion. Sure, sometimes more than that. Well, I wouldn't say "usually". More often than not. Maybe, nearly, almost every time. Fine. Every time. But I haven't heard any complaints yet. Well, maybe a few...

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2017-07-24_ERECTILE_DESTRUCTION_-_Demo_Disk_Gameplay_[bMgv9pK1R70].description

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ERECTILE DESTRUCTION - Demo Disk Gameplay

Little known fact: Jacob's tears can act as a powerful psychotropic. Contact with exposed skin can have a mild sedative effect. A single drop under the tongue can result in brief but intense periods of euphoria, synesthesia, and hallucinations. One chemistry grad student injected it directly into his vein. He's been having ceaseless overlapping orgasms ever since. 
Bet they didn't teach you that in D.A.R.E.

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2017-07-23_HIGH_ON_LIFE_and_weed_-_Weed_Shop_2_Gameplay_[guwOi0yLF60].description

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HIGH ON LIFE (and weed) - Weed Shop 2 Gameplay

You got surfaces, and we got goo. I'm sure we can find a mutually beneficial agreement here. Let me assure you that we have been covering surfaces in goo for a very long time. There is no doubt in my mind that we can fulfill all of your surface gooing needs. In fact, that's our motto. Funhaus: covering your surfaces in our goo for nearly a tenth of a half of a century.
 
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2017-07-23_A_GREAT_SWITCH_SHOOTER_-_Splatoon_2_In_Review_[f8T5myy_WKM].description

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A GREAT SWITCH SHOOTER? - Splatoon 2 In Review

A Best of Funhaus video is like that first bump of heroin you did with that Styx roadie you met in the parking lot at the swap meet. Remember? Back when you swore you'd never use a needle? You know, before your wife left you for your cousin Debbie and you started doing all those sleep deprivation studies at the junior college to make rent?
Anyway, click the links below to watch the whole videos.

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MONSTER SQUAD - GTA 5 Gameplay 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXVJN28O8ZA

SHOW NO MERCY - Tekken 7 Gameplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIyy9Ls4Jl0

BECOME A YOUTUBER! - Funhaus Comments #73
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NcDXo850Jw

HEROINE CHIC - Wonder Woman Flash Games Gameplay 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOUtKR4TpLU

SPACE INVADE HER - Dogolrax Gameplay 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjniIwTQp1E

GOTTA GO FAST! - Demo Disk Gameplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp9TRGlZNvw

RACE TO THE GRAVE - GTA 5 Gameplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N6P75-EDeo

BEST CONSOLE EVER? - Open Haus #120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfTcvjxMviM

HEROES WE DESERVE! - Funhaus Comments #74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS3pwS7GiTo

NINJA BLOODBATH - Sword with Sauce Gameplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV0OREuWfzU

SEX KILLS! - Friday the 13th Gameplay Part 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy5Egesp5kE

FIST AND FURIOUS - Demo Disk Gameplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IE2RjYzJPA

IMMIGRANTS VS AMERICANS - Gmod Guess Who Gameplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXBhQ_rxoe8

FUNHAUS REBOOTED? - Open Haus #121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O42rOvv-1bk

OUR FAVORITE POSITION? - Funhaus Comments #75
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l66407x4OYg

FUNHAUS VS COW CHOP - MLB The Show 17 Gameplay (Let's Play League) 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wukee74vE6w

FAIL TO THE CHIEF - Secret Service Gameplay Part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HJtr5PLXH8

PURE ECSTASY - Thumper Gameplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onDhBf9mfjM

RUNNING A TRAIN - GTA 5 Gameplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMFV-c-hQ3Y

BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN - Demo Disk Gameplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOEOVChXkFg

2017-07-22_BEST_OF_FREAKS_-_Best_of_Funhaus_June_2017_[MGDJ5ni153A].description

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BEST OF FREAKS - Best of Funhaus June 2017

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Click the link to check out the game: http://bit.ly/FunhausMXM
Watch the the trailer here: 
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So companies are just pulling games out of Lawrence's subconscious fully formed now? Seems kinda like cheating, but okay.

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2017-07-21_ANIME-NIACS_-_Master_X_Master_Gameplay_[5QswTbt1J1A].description

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ANIME-NIACS - Master X Master Gameplay

Turns out that a peek behind the scenes of Funhaus is pretty much just like regular Funhaus, but with hours of unbroken, silent, hateful stares and a surprising amount of racial slurs.

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2017-07-21_BEHIND_THE_SCENES_-_Funhaus_Comments_80_[NKWw8Mz4XGw].description

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BEHIND THE SCENES? - Funhaus Comments #80

Transcript from the unconditional surrender of German forces, Berlin, 1945:
AMERICA: "Now Germany, do you promise never to try and take over the world again?"
GERMANY: (sheepishly) "Yeeesss. Ve are sorry."
AMERICA: "Well, that's what you said last time too."
GERMANY: "No no! Ve really mean it zis time. Ve promise."
AMERICA: "Alright then. Off to bed with you."
GERMANY: "Em... vat are you going to do vis zose atomic bombs?"
AMERICA: "We'll think of something. Don't forget to brush your teeth."

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2017-07-20_PATRIOT_GAMES_-_GTA_5_Gameplay_[gd_riGGB09g].description

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PATRIOT GAMES - GTA 5 Gameplay

"Heeey Zack, it's Billy again. Not sure why you haven't called me back yet. I've left like... I don't know... one, two, eight, twel- a lot of messages. Guess you're pretty busy. Uuuumm hope you're doing well and that everything is cool. Yup. Cool, cool, cool. Anyway... about my dick size in the fi-(beeeeeeeeeeeep)." 

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2017-07-20_THE_WATCHMEN_OF_GTA_-_GTA_5_Gameplay_[ga6ro7TFkO8].description

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THE WATCHMEN OF GTA - GTA 5 Gameplay

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Today the boys talk about the return of Half-Life 3 as well as:
18:25 - JCVD movies
24:45 - Martial arts action movies
29:30 - Net neutrality
48:50 - New Atari console
55:40 - Hard Nettin'

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SOURCES:
[Arcade Attack] Marc Laidlaw (Valve) - Interview: http://www.arcadeattack.co.uk/marc-laidlaw/
[NBC] Comcast Blocks Some Internet Traffic: http://www.nbcnews.com/id/21376597/#.WWzzCojyuUk
[Kotaku AU] The First Look at the Ataribox: https://www.kotaku.com.au/2017/07/the-first-look-at-the-ataribox-ataris-new-console/
[Eurogamer] First Look at Atari's New Console: http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2017-07-17-first-look-at-ataris-newest-console

HARD NETTING:
Ivan Dorin - https://www.youtube.com/user/shotztoxic/videos

The True Ending to Half-Life 3 -- https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4139618/1/Half-Life-2-The-Final-Push

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2017-07-19_WHO_S_MAKING_HALF-LIFE_3_-_Dude_Soup_Podcast_131_[IEuAf4KNrFQ].description

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WHO'S MAKING HALF-LIFE 3? - Dude Soup Podcast #131

Open Haus is sponsored by Mack Weldon. Go to https://www.mackweldon.com and get 20% off using promo code “openhaus”.

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The greatest twist would be for George R.R. Martin to hold a press conference about the series, reveal he has written the last two books, burn the only copies, flip both birds, then immediately give himself a fatal heart attack.

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2017-07-18_GAME_OF_THRONES_TWISTS_-_Open_Haus_126_[pvx8VAaR7qA].description

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GAME OF THRONES TWISTS? - Open Haus #126

Disclaimer: Please do not attempt any of the disk-breaking stunts you see on this program. Also, no matter what James tells you, shocks from a stun-gun do not actually make you stronger. And please, for the love of god, DO NOT under any circumstances eat one of Jon's fannypack sandwiches. 

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2017-07-17_WE_GET_SUED_-_Demo_Disk_Gameplay_[s9Zcf0-Y6DE].description

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WE GET SUED - Demo Disk Gameplay

A Halloween themed game. Played in April. Published in July. Guess which YouTube channel just spent almost a week working and partying in Austin for RTX?! 
I'll give you a minute.
 
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2017-07-16_SCHOOL_OF_THE_DEAD_-_Hide_and_Shriek_Gameplay_[LO9pG5mkvfo].description

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SCHOOL OF THE DEAD - Hide and Shriek Gameplay

Pamela's cam is all messed up. We know. We are sorry. Please don't make us get the length of hose from the old canning shed out back. We'll do better. We promise. No! Dear God, make us a bird. So we can fly far. Far far away from here!

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2017-07-15_COITUS_INTERRUPTUS_-_Catch_a_Lover_Gameplay_with_Pamela_Horton_[XoMZNTNQy8I].description

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COITUS INTERRUPTUS - Catch a Lover Gameplay with Pamela Horton

My wife is a nurse, and from what I hear, working in a hospital involves very little romantic drama and closet banging, and a surprising amount of butt wiping and dodging punches from opioid addicts. 

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2017-07-15_LET_S_PLAY_DOCTOR_-_Heart_s_Medicine_-_Time_to_Heal_Gameplay_[uMdPFkeKX-M].description

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LET'S PLAY DOCTOR! - Heart's Medicine: Time to Heal Gameplay

From now on we're just gonna have Lawrence do all of his gameplays from the toilet. Turns out he's a lot funnier in when he's out of the room. Plus someone else has to deal with all the screaming. 

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GO BLANK YOURSELF - Use Your Words Gameplay Part 2

"Yaw Honah, I'm jest a simple Suthin' lawyah stereotahp, a'standin' heah in mah crisp seeahsuckuh suit, gently dabbin' perspuhrashun from mah brow wit' dis heah monagramed hankuhchif, set to wow Yaw Honah wit' some simplitic yet chahmin' homespun wisdom. Now, does it seem ta y'all that a guilty man would hiyah such a tiyud, played out cliche like muhself as his council in diyuh cuhcumstances such as these?"
"Hmm... good point. Case dismissed!" 

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TRIAL OF THE CENTURY? - Funhaus Comments #79

Wow! References to James Dean, Marlon Brando, AND The Rat pack?! No wonder we're crushing it with all of you millennials out there. Tune in next week when we drop sick burns on Ernest Borgnine, Robert Loggia, and the father from "Small Wonder".   

Rpg vs Looping Duke'death - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/pc/jobs/job/OFrlOg12JEeVjGsnq_kTQQ#

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TOO COOL FOR YOU - GTA 5 Gameplay

So far it looks like James' vast criminal empire consists of 6 golf carts, 3 port-a-potties, 2 under-stocked soda machines, and a mobile HQ that never goes anywhere. 
Wait!
Is that a flying motorcycle?! 
Never mind. It somehow sucks too.

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PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY - GTA 5 Gameplay

This week your favorite folks talk about the imminent robot anime takeover, not to mention:
06:10 - VR waifus that you can marry
12:48 - The end of Five Nights at Freddy's as we know it
26:36 - Streamer nip slips AND tip slips
32:10 - Playstation uploads Anthem gameplay from the Xbox One
43:17 - Everyone's 4th of July
50:55 - Hard Nettin'

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FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S DEAD? - Dude Soup Podcast #130