WE ARE CUTE - Art Haus!

The year was AD 22 when the first fan art was created. It was a drawing of Jesus as a Pokemon, and Jesus really really liked it. He said unto his disciples, "Lo: this fan art, or f'art, of Myself does Me justice. See how Mine features mesh into those of this Squirtle, and behold how it walks on water, like unto Me." Ever since, F'art has appeared throughout history for various purposes: currying favor with Venetian doges, appeasing the anger of foreign warlords, trying to bang famous oil tycoons, etc. Some of the most notable f'art in our collection includes a painting of Queen Elizabeth I as Master Chief and a custom sculpture in jade of Emperor Kublai Khan riding a battle chocobo. We are proud to be the latest in a long lineage of objets d'art, and to present to you....ART HAUS. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/brucegreene http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/sirlarr Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/