In today's episode of Kaptain Kris' Pirate Adventure, things take a turn for the steamy and sexxxy and, dare I say, streamy.

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PISSING PIRATES - Raven's Cry Gameplay

IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYBODY. Well, ok, it's not really so much as a secret that you guys didn't like the first Nintendo ROMs video we did. 

Guess what? We liked it, so we made another one. Suck it, haters.

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ZELDA IS BROKEN - Nintendo 64 Gameplay

Whenever I was raiding ICC in Wrath of the Lich King as a frost mage and I ran out of mana fighting Lady Deathwhisper, I'd just hit the toilet, refill my mana, and deal with her adds.

Just like Luscious with the Janitor.

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2015-03-13_NUNS_MUST_DIE_-_Lucius_2_Gameplay_[-swFbKjuCgc].description

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NUNS MUST DIE - Lucius 2 Gameplay

We tried to play some GTA 5 heists. 

That's the joke.

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(not) GTA HEISTS! - GTA 5 Gameplay

Adam still hasn't caught on to our devious scheme: we let HIM play the race first to show us what not to do. Then we don't do everything Adam did. 

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2015-03-12_CAR_CLIFF_DIVING_-_GTA_5_Gameplay_[G_jhyZyoApY].description

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CAR CLIFF DIVING - GTA 5 Gameplay

We played Battlefield Hardline at PAX East and it was...fun? We talk about why - and why we also LOVE FRIGGIN OVERWATCH SO MUCH - in this week's Dude Soup.

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2015-03-11_Battlefield_Hardline_-_IS_IT_FUN_-_Dude_Soup_Podcast_6_[RXoMO8esFLc].description

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Battlefield Hardline: IS IT FUN? - Dude Soup Podcast #6

Joel and Spoole BOTH got a haircut after recording this video. RIP ginger/jew locks. 

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2015-03-10_We_RUIN_Video_Games_-_Open_Haus_4_[9Xeznw_6MBE].description

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We RUIN Video Games? - Open Haus #4

So halfway through this video James tries to call Gabor, the developer of Seed. It went to voicemail.

BUT GABOR CALLED US BACK THIS WEEK AND WE TALKED TO HIM.

True story.

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2015-03-09_HITLER_IS_ALIVE_-_Demo_Disk_Gameplay_[jwGEuO3RucA].description

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HITLER IS ALIVE?!? - Demo Disk Gameplay

"We were trying to capture some gameplay to test webcam overlays for GTA Online's upcoming Heists update. Freddie was in already from filming OpenHaus with us and we decided to mess around with GTA for fun. When the footage exported, James' had no webcam, mine crashed and lost webcam and Freddie's exported perfectly with the webcam overlayed on the gameplay; joy. Also, while setting up his Xbox One, I started filming and James went off on some random unboxing bit so we just ran with it. I didn't see enough to make two videos with what little footage we had but while editing I combined the two and we got the magic that lay before you. 

Also, I just realized that I finally went full-YouTube and said "it really helps us out" after asking for you find folks to subscribe. Look, I was tired from working all day and had just started rendering my timeline. I watched my single take, cringed a little bit and said fuck it, you guys will understand." 

~ Adam Kovic, 2015

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Stupid Sunday Video - GTA 5 Gameplay

Funhaus Video #24: in which we play some broken-ass Nintendo games. 

All your favorites are here! Crabface Mario! Twitchy Ghostdude! Dumb Goomba! Computer Terminal! And so forth.

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NINTENDO IS BROKEN - N64 Gameplay

O Mighty Lord Luscious, by whom all things are set free, I cast myself utterly into thine arms and place myself unreservedly under thy all powerful protection. 

Visit justice and vengeance upon those who seek my destruction. Fill my soul with thy invincible power, strengthen me, that I may persevere in my service, and act as an agent of thy works and a vessel of thy will. 

This I ask in your name, almighty and ineffable Lord Satan who liveth and reigneth forevermore. 

Ave Satanas

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2015-03-06_LUSCIOUS_LITTLE_BOY_-_Lucius_2_Gameplay_[aFe02xBR1mQ].description

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LUSCIOUS LITTLE BOY -  Lucius 2 Gameplay

As General George S Patton famously said in regards to Rommel's Africa campaign, "Tanks can't shoot downhill."

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2015-03-05_ROCKET_MAN_-_GTA_5_Gameplay_[5I-E1C-gloI].description

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ROCKET MAN - GTA 5 Gameplay

Are Half Life 3 and Fallout 4 getting announced this year? We have no damn clue, but why not drool over the possibility with us for an hour? 

All this, plus your fan art, comments, and f'art in this bowl of Dude Soup.

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Half Life 3 and Fallout 4 THIS YEAR? - Dude Soup Podcast #5

Freddie Wong agreed to drop by our office for some reason - we're still not sure why. We think maybe he was hungry and looking for free food. Anyway, we made him do an Open Haus.

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We Finger Freddie! - Open Haus #3

Vampires: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship GoldenBear. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new demo disks, to seek out new games and new glitches, to boldly play what no one has played before.

VOLUME WARNING THIS IS NOT A JOKE TURN YOUR VOLUME DOWN

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2015-03-02_GRAB_MY_WOOD_-_Demo_Disk_Gameplay_[UyMGTYb6pew].description

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GRAB MY WOOD - Demo Disk Gameplay

Take crowbar. Go to car. Kill zombie - "Sorry" - grab James, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

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2015-02-28_TIRED_OF_ZOMBIES_-_Undead_Shadows_Gameplay_[9bg2HZxX3SM].description

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TIRED OF ZOMBIES - Undead Shadows Gameplay

If Johnny Depp had a baby with Errol Flynn and then that baby made a baby with a really dumb monkey, that baby's baby would be Kaptain Kris.

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2015-02-27_WORST_PIRATE_EVER_-_Raven_s_Cry_Gameplay_[d2TRDsqeKhQ].description

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WORST PIRATE EVER - Raven's Cry Gameplay

This THURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY! Monstrous multitudes of metal mangods drive down death in a destruction derby of derring-do. 

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2015-02-26_DICKS_OF_DESTRUCTION_-_GTA_5_Gameplay_[VSyLaXPgTYE].description

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DICKS OF DESTRUCTION - GTA 5 Gameplay

Are you as big a Star Wars fan as we are? We named a shitload of tertiary characters, but can you tell us who they all are? Does anyone care? NO.

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Star Wars Battlefront: WILL IT SUCK? - Dude Soup Podcast #4

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Joel's not in this one, so there's really no reason to watch it. There is sex, fear, and BDSM, but I repeat: no Joel

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2015-02-24_WE_AREN_T_PU_SIES_-_Open_Haus_2_[ChkxK7qPQF8].description

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WE AREN'T PU*SIES? - Open Haus #2

So a fan sent us this binder full of demo discs for terrible, terrible games and we're real idiots. So we played some of them.

The lesson today is if you find a binder full of old demo discs, DO NOT PLAY THEM.

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Get SWATTED! - Demo Disk Gameplay

James "Sonny" Crockett is a Miami Vice Squad detective who has just lost his colleague, Eddie Rivera (Jimmy Smits) in a car bombing. Crockett was investigating Esteban Calderone, a Colombian drug dealer, when he meets a New York narcotics detective, Rafael Tubbs. Since they're having difficulties approaching Calderone, Crockett and Tubbs are forced to work together. 

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2015-02-21_BOAT_RACE_BASTARDS_-_GTA_5_Gameplay_[b-GaBEERxdA].description

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BOAT RACE BASTARDS - GTA 5 Gameplay

We are bad at games that even a child is good at. Especially Michael.

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2015-02-20_KILL_ME_NOW_-_Besiege_Gameplay_[ezkk6gACafQ].description

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KILL ME NOW! - Besiege Gameplay

Damn, we missed these.

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2015-02-19_AVENGERS_2_in_GTA_4_-_Mod_Gameplay_[2eI2B8wWd-8].description

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AVENGERS 2 in GTA 4! - Mod Gameplay!