Welcome 2 FAQ Podcast, your Podcast where we FAQ u to deth. U wanna get FAQ'd? Come here. We'll FAQ u real good. 

Today we're FAQing Call of Duty Black Ops 3. Just like all the 13 year olds on CoD, we'll FAQ ur mom, we'll FAQ ur sister, we'll FAQ ur dog. Speaking of dogs, remmber Riley? Yah we'll FAQ him. 

N E WAY, I gotta go FAQ online a little bit. U guys stay cool, I'll FAQ u again next week. 

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Call of Duty Black Ops 3 GETTING OLD? - FAQ Podcast

This is an uncut video. You may be thinking to yourself "I've seen this shit before, this is a double upload."

Well, first of all, tone down the language, potty-mouth. Second: this is the full VoD of the livestream that we then cut down and uploaded a few days ago. This is the full load. Raw and uncut. You know what I mean...before we edit out all the not-funny shit.

Whatever, you guys wanted this - we only do what you tell us to do. 

So enjoy this look behind the scenes, or livestream VoD, or  something.  KISSES!!!!

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2015-08-21_Clive_Barker_s_Undying_Gameplay_LIVE_[vkGn2iPIHAI].description

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Clive Barker's Undying Gameplay LIVE

If you see a Hulk in your neighborhood
Who you gonna call? Hulkbuster
Tony built his suit out of balsa wood
What's it called again? Hulkbuster

I ain't afraid of no Hulk

If you fly around and you land on planes
Who can it be? Hulkbuster
Punch a bird and glitch out the trains
Somebody stop Hulkbuster

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2015-08-20_HULKBUSTER_in_GTA_5_-_Mod_Gameplay_[kOwEO-mBeJ4].description

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HULKBUSTER in GTA 5! - Mod Gameplay!

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SLOOOOOOOOOW news week in gaming means we're going deep. Nintendo rarely does well for us, so this is kind of an experiment. Maybe you'll watch it. Maybe you won't. But maaaaayybe you will.....?

See, the key to doing a solid episode of Dude Soup is to have something crazy or controversial. We've been lucky this year, in that we keep stepping in all kinds of gaming shit: Silent Hills, or Fallout 3, or that time Bruce said did thing that got us sued only we can't talk about it anymore and had to delete the episode due to an out-of-court settlement with that one kid's family.

Regardless, there's none of that this week. Doesn't mean the episode isn't good, just that I'm personally a little worried that it won't do well. So please, do me a favor: tell your friends to watch Dude Soup. Download it. Listen to it twice!! And don't ever. EVER. Talk about Bruce's trip to the Water Park.

I've already said too much.

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Nintendo CENSORS Itself? - Dude Soup Podcast #29

If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
I'd buy a Funhause - I'd buy a Funhaus

And if I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
I'd buy some cruise tickets for Funhaus - maybe to Bermuda or the Bahamas

And if I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
I'd donate to the Cult of Peak - a tax deductible donation

And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy Peake's love

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We Get a MILLION DOLLARS? - Open Haus #26

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Golf Cart Massacre: http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/jobs/job/JtfV_bnEO0q18aXxy49idw

This is a video. You may be thinking to yourself "I've seen this shit before, this is a double upload."

Well, first of all, tone down the language, potty-mouth. Second: this is the full VoD of the livestream that we then cut down and uploaded a few days ago. This is the full load. Raw and uncut. You know what I mean...before we edit out all the not-funny shit.

Whatever, you guys wanted this - we only do what you tell us to do. 

So enjoy this look behind the scenes, or livestream VoD, or  something.  KISSES!!!!

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GTA 5 with Fans LIVE! #2

Doe, a deer, a sexy deer
Wait - is that a guy or girl?
Me - I think that thing's a buck
Now I know I'm gonna hurl
So let's use it on our thumb
Just like every other show
Clickbait always makes 'em come
And remember: buck, not doe

Doe wait me now, so just click Doe!

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SCROBBLES - Demo Disk Gameplay

This never gets any easier.

Mrs. Paraglider, I have some bad news. Your husband was lost today in a paragliding incident. Now -- please note, he wasn't killed. But we lost him. Remains? No, I don't think you understand. We lost your husband. Yes, that's correct, ma'am. Paragliding.

Not at sea. No, he didn't crash into the ground. We were tracking him. He was having the greatest glide I've ever seen - hitting the updrafts, avoiding birds and such. But he kept going. Up and up, until he disappeared into the eternal blue. The last thing I heard him say before his comm went out was "GHBUBHHHHBHBNNNGHGNGHGHNGRRRHG," so I assume he was in quite a bit of pain. Yes, the atmosphere is...well, it's pretty nonexistent up there, so he wasn't breathing and there was little to no heat.

But I want you to know that your husband died as he lived, on the edge. And now he's paragliding with the angels now, only instead of angel wings he's got a paraglider. 

Thank you for your service, ma'am.

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GARBAGE GAMES - 3D Paraglider and Crash Dive Gameplay

Oh, who are the people in your Barkerhood? 
In your Barkerhood?
In your Barkerhood?
Say who are the people in your Barkerhood?
They people that you meet each day

Oh a hellspawn will attack at night
And he'll spook you good when you turn out the light
He really hates the human race
He'll kill you and then eat your face

Cause a hellspawn is a person in your Barkerhood
And he's a person that you meet each day

The gardener tends your estate
And his topiaries sure look great
He'll trim the hedge and cut the grass
But only if you save his ass

Cause a gardener's a person in your Barkerhood
And he's a person that you meet each day

Well if you think that you're a loner
And no one will ever give you a boner
Just do exactly like this demon
And take a load of my hot semen

Cause a sploogemonster's a person in your Barkerhood
In your Barkerhood
In your Barkerhood
Yes, a Sploogemonster's a person in your Barkerhood
And he's a person that you meet 
And he's got a tasty treat
And he'll shoot a load right in your face!

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SPLOOGE MONSTER - Clive Barker's Undying Gameplay

I swear, this is the final office tour video we'll do. Hopefully.

Since we've joined Rooster Teeth, we've had 3 offices, with 3 office moves. You've been with us through Herzog and the Uwe Boll. You were there for the Wallocaust. And now you're finally here for....I guess we don't have a name for this office now.

Either way, this better be the last time we move. Lawrence's back is getting pretty tweaked from lugging our c-stands all over the place. Honestly, though, I'm playing it safe. Keeping one of my moving boxes packed, just in case we have to get up and go again.

In which case you can look forward to yet another office tour.

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OFFICE WET DREAMS - Funhaus Shorts

This is a video. You may be thinking to yourself "I've seen this shit before, this is a double upload."

Well, first of all, tone down the language, potty-mouth. Second: this is the full VoD of the livestream that we then cut down and uploaded a few days ago. This is the full load. Raw and uncut. You know what I mean...before we edit out all the not-funny shit.

Whatever, you guys wanted this - we only do what you tell us to do. 

So enjoy this look behind the scenes, or livestream VoD, or  something.  KISSES!!!!

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Force Unlimited
https://www.gta5-mods.com/scripts/force-unlimited
Captain America Skin
https://www.gta5-mods.com/player/captain-america-first-avenger
Parkour
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Thor's Hammer
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Nice Fly 2.5
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GTA 5 Mods LIVE with CAPTAIN AMERICA!

This is a video. You may be thinking to yourself "I've seen this shit before, this is a double upload."

Well, first of all, tone down the language, potty-mouth. Second: this is the full VoD of the livestream that we then cut down and uploaded a few days ago. This is the full load. Raw and uncut. You know what I mean...before we edit out all the not-funny shit.

Whatever, you guys wanted this - we only do what you tell us to do. 

So enjoy this look behind the scenes, or livestream VoD, or  something.  KISSES!!!!

Script Hook V + Native Trainer v1.0.350.2a
https://www.gta5-mods.com/tools/script-hook-v
Community Script Hook V .NET
https://www.gta5-mods.com/tools/scripthookv-net
Iron Man
http://gtaxscripting.blogspot.com/2015/07/ironmanvscript.html
Iron Man Skin
https://www.gta5-mods.com/player/iron-man-textures-for-trevor-phillips-beta
Nice Fly 2.5
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GTA 5 Mods LIVE with IRON MAN!

GOLF CART RULES
1. Lessee must be a minimum of 13 years of age, or lie that they are.
2. Operator(s) of golf cart must be 18 years of age and have in their possession a
valid driver’s license. (moped license, learner’s permit, helicopter pilot, jet ski thing, parachute flyer, blimp aeronaut, etc. are not accepted)
3. Golf Carts operated on the course must avoid running over pedestrians at all cost, regardless of what weapons they are wielding.
4. Golf Carts must be operated properly. Horseplay, racing or other misuse of
cart will not be tolerated. This includes use of hand grenades, rocket launchers, shivs, brass knuckles, or operating the golf cart with anime masks on your face.
5. Speed limit is 5 mph unless you're REALLY late for lunch.
6. Golf Carts can carry a maximum of 2 people, a driver and a copilot or gunnery sergeant.  Operators must be seated, or at least hanging off the side of the cart at all times. Standing on the roof of the cart is a bold move, but usually doesn't pan out.
8. Late returns of cart will be charged $10 every half hour late.
9. If your golf cart enters the water, you will be held responsible for its recovery. Do not intentionally drive the golf cart into the water. In fact, stay away from the water all together.
10. Anyone found abusing the rules and regulations of the rental golf cart will be shot on site, no questions asked, and your family will not be refunded the golf cart rental fee. However, in this case we can offer your family a reasonably-priced burial on the golf course.

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GOLF CART CARNAGE - GTA 5 Gameplay

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You always remember your first time. 

Nervous, sweating, afraid you can't perform. With us, it was exactly the same. We had to really psych ourselves up for the deed. Would we live up to expectations, or would we just be a huge disappointment? To be honest, none of us were in top physical condition, and knowing that we were going to be on display like a hunk of raw man meat made it worse.

And then you're there - you're in it - and instinct kicks in. You start by setting the mood, making sure you're all comfortable. Maybe do what we did - have some drinks to get relaxed! You know just how to move, exactly what to say to get the reaction you want. You remember all those times practicing in front of your computer, or even with your friends. 

And suddenly it feels so good! You're vibing, you're totally in the zone. You form a bond, one to one to one to one, and back again and again. Sweat drips down the small of your back, but that only makes it more exciting. 

And then, just as suddenly as it started, it's over before you know it. Don't feel bad - not everyone lasts the same amount of time. You're coming down from this incredible high, and you're in love, and everything you just did replays through your mind, and you'll remember it forever.

At least, that's how our first time doing Dude Soup Live was. 

Was it good for you?

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Dude Soup LIVE at RTX! - Dude Soup Podcast #28

This is a video. You may be thinking to yourself "I've seen this shit before, this is a double upload."

Well, first of all, tone down the language, potty-mouth. Second: this is the full VoD of the livestream that we then cut down and uploaded a few days ago. This is the full load. Raw and uncut. You know what I mean...before we edit out all the not-funny shit.

Whatever, you guys wanted this - we only do what you tell us to do. 

So enjoy this look behind the scenes, or livestream VoD, or  something.  KISSES!!!!

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Shenmue Gameplay LIVE #2

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1 Dollar 1 Hour LIVE #2

As you may have heard, we're experiencing a bit of a drought here in California. Things are bad - we're pretty much out of water, wildfires are raging through the state, lawns are going brown, and now restaurants aren't even giving free ice water anymore. We can barely stand the suffering.

One thing there's NOT a drought of, though, is DEMO DISKS! That's right, kids - here at Funhaus, we have plenty of shitty free discs...enough to last through 3 full years of drought! That's 3 years of partially completed adventure games, glitchy shooters made in 1999, and sports sims featuring players who've been jailed for 15 years.

Funhaus recommends you stock your house with at least 18 months worth of demo discs, just in case an emergency strikes. Keep a small book of 12 discs in your car as well - you can never be too prepared.

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WOMB RAIDER - Demo Disk Gameplay

So I guess we're actually playing Shenmue now for real. All the Dandies at http://reddit.com/shenmuedandies are going to have a field day with this, pointing out our errors, telling us where we're wrong, extolling the virtues of the Tomato Shop or whatever.

Honestly, I'm only 1/3 of the way through this description and I despair of ever having to write another Shenmue video description again. If this becomes a recurring series, I could be totally fucked. I might have to go to the Wikipedia entry for Shenmue to make on-topic references to the game, or -- god forbid -- actually play it.

And I really don't want to have to do that.

So probably from here on out all of the Shenmue video descriptions will be a detailed recounting of the last few meals I ate, George RR Martin style. I hope you enjoy reading about food, nerds.

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NOTHING HAPPENS - Shenmue Gameplay Part 2

I am the very model of a modern ARK triceratops
I roam the grounds and eat some grass and make a chocolate pair of plops
I'm not the kinda guy who's gonna bother or disturb you more
I'm just a placid pacifistic prehistoric herbivore.

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters dinosaurical
When morons try to hunt me I don't even need an oracle
When Funhaus comes I simply charge and gore them with my middle horn
And then those guys look like a scene from some disgusting torture porn

My kind existed long ago in the cretaceous period
And when it comes to courtesies I have a gracious myriad
In short, in matters dinosaur I'm pretty much right where it stops
I am the very model of a modern ARK triceratops.

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2015-08-08_F_PARADISE_-_ARK_-_Survival_Evolved_Gameplay_Part_4_[9-B5KylFlMI].description

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F PARADISE - ARK: Survival Evolved Gameplay Part 4

This is a video. You may be thinking to yourself "I've seen this shit before, this is a double upload."

Well, first of all, tone down the language, potty-mouth. Second: this is the full VoD of the livestream that we then cut down and uploaded a few days ago. This is the full load. Raw and uncut. You know what I mean...before we edit out all the not-funny shit.

Whatever, you guys wanted this - we only do what you tell us to do. 

So enjoy this look behind the scenes, or livestream VoD, or  something.  KISSES!!!!

Script Hook V + Native Trainer v1.0.350.2a
https://www.gta5-mods.com/tools/script-hook-v
Community Script Hook V .NET
https://www.gta5-mods.com/tools/scripthookv-net
Batman Skin
https://www.gta5-mods.com/player/project-batman
Batmobile V
https://www.gta5-mods.com/vehicles/batmobile-v
Menyoo PC
https://www.gta5-mods.com/scripts/menyoo-pc-sp
Vehicles Jetpack
https://www.gta5-mods.com/scripts/jetpack-for-vehicles-xmod
Ped Riot
https://www.gta5-mods.com/scripts/ped-riot-chaos-mode
Nice Fly 2.5
https://www.gta5-mods.com/scripts/nice-fly

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2015-08-07_GTA_5_Mods_LIVE_with_BATMAN_[BEyHWrKYHDQ].description

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GTA 5 Mods LIVE with BATMAN!

Funhaus Schedule @RTX: 

Our Booth is 806!

Friday 8/7
Show Floor: 12pm -6pm
1:00-2:00: Funhaus Live Panel @ JW Marriott, Lone Star
4:30pm: Autographs @ JW Marriot, 2nd Floor, Griffin Hall, Booth 2

Saturday 8/8
Show Floor: 9am - 6pm
4pm-5:30: Funhaus Autographs @ JW Marriott, 2nd Floor, Griffin Hall, Booth 2
7:00pm-8:00: Dude Soup Live at JW Marriott, Lone Star

Sunday 8/9
Show Floor: 9am-6pm
10:30am-11:30: Funhaus Gameplay at Center Stage, Convention Center
12pm-1:00: Funhaus VS Achievement Hunter at Center Stage, Convention Center

In this episode of our classic show How To RTX, we play a game of Prop Hunt with Adam, and explain what we'll be going at RTX and beyond! 

Our show How To RTX has been running for 37 years, and has the distinction of being the longest-running web series of all time. Past multi-episode arcs have included the Kovic/Greene wedding, Lawrence's demon possession, the series where Spoole discovered his real mother, Joel's touching trip to Ibiza, and a very special episode dealing with James' crippling heroin addiction. 

Yes, it's been quite a ride for How To RTX: THE SERIES!, but I really think that this is probably our best episode of this long-running show ever.

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2015-08-07_Should_I_Bring_a_Dildo_-_HOW_TO_RTX_[GX__k6VHGMA].description

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Should I Bring a Dildo? - HOW TO RTX

Waterworld (1995) - In a future where overconsumption of light beer has caused the world's population to urinate so much that sea levels rise and submerge most of the land on earth, a mutated Lawrence Sonntag reluctantly plays Grand Theft Auto in order to prove the supremacy of the new humans, or "Newumans".

Co-starring James Willems as The Mad Mariner, Adam Kovic as Admiral Gruntbottom, and featuring DarkBillie as The Boy Who Cared, Waterworld cost over $70 to make, and never recouped its initial investment. Shot entirely on location in Death Valley, CA, the water had to be shipped in from both coasts, and is considered now to be the start of the current California drought.

On its release, Rogbart Engber gave Waterworld the rating of "I dunno, a couple'a fingers," citing its excessive reliance on fart jokes and animal porn. However, time has been kind to this film, and it is now widely regarded as a "lost classic" of mid-mid-90s cinema.

Waterworld: http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/jobs/job/R_qTnJMB2UaQk4VHqjQ6wQ

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2015-08-06_WATERWORLD_in_GTA_5_Race_Gameplay_[0H9XoEih_t0].description

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WATERWORLD in GTA 5! Race Gameplay!

2015-08-06_Demo_Disk_LIVE_5_[az2XWzGJjKQ].description

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Demo Disk LIVE #5

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We're in the final days of preparation before RTX. Spoole and James are furiously editing the last videos; Lawrence is photoshopping some anime stuff I think, Bruce is watching down some content; Adam is creating our thumbnails. And Peake, of course, isn't even here.

That's right. Mr. Matt "Workhorse Editor of the Year" is on VACATION. Can you believe the nerve of that guy? To go on vacation? Not even before RTX, I just mean in general. Who goes on vacation? I thought he was committed to the job! I thought he was in it, as the kids say, 4lyf! And here we are, in our hour of need, with no Peake to be seen.

HOW TYPICAL.

Well I don't know about you guys, but I'm getting PRETTY SICK of Matt Peake's entitled attitude. "I want a vacation." "Can I go to the bathroom?" "I need to go to the hospital." 

Primafuckingdonna.

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2015-08-05_Pewdiepie_VS_Five_Nights_at_Freddy_s_-_Doing_What_YOU_Want_-_Dude_Soup_Podcast_27_[Jd7LVMRVcyw].description

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Pewdiepie VS Five Nights at Freddy's: Doing What YOU Want? - Dude Soup Podcast #27