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Here we are again. Another day, another OpenHaus. What more can we say? Have a great weekend. Then again, we finished this video on Friday. It's Tuesday for you.

Signed,
Matt Peake

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2016-04-19_HOW_LONG_CAN_WE_HOLD_OUR_BREATH_-_Open_Haus_61_[8MlCcS0fxcU].description

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HOW LONG CAN WE HOLD OUR BREATH? - Open Haus #61

We see you received the free demo we sent you. We're glad. You see it doesn't matter if you watch it and give us a negative comment... Bruce's been driven mad. We've proved our point. We've demonstrated there's no difference between Funhaus and everyone else! All it takes is one bad demo to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, are we right? We know we are. Why else would you subscribe to this silly channel? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as a Party Monster... Only you won't admit it! You have to keep pretending that demos are fun, that there's some point to playing a broken game! God you make us want to puke. Something like that happened to us, you know. We... We're not exactly sure which demo it was. Sometimes we remember it one way, sometimes another... If we're going to have a past, we prefer it to fill a whole binder! Ha ha ha! But our point is... our point is, we went crazy. When we saw the terrible stuff PC gamers used to put up with, we went crazy as a coot! We admit it! Why can't you? You're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know what triggered the console wars? An argument over how many demos could fit on a PC Gamer CD-Rom! A PC Gamer CD-Rom! Ha ha ha ha HA! It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever played or installed... it's all a digital, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?

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2016-04-18_PRANKED_YA_-_Demo_Disk_Gameplay_[e0ivPUEfToY].description

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PRANKED YA - Demo Disk Gameplay

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Use Code: FUNHAUS to make sure Funhaus sells more tickets than Achievement Hunter, Creatures, Kinda Funny, and such and such.

Yes, this is a ripoff of Anchorman, and yes, we are selling stuff, but I'm gonna level with ya here. Each one of the other groups (Kinda Funny, Achievement Hunters, The Creatures, and Screw Attack) have their own codes for selling tickets for the express purpose of finding out how many tickets each group can sell.

So here's what we need from you, Buff Knights: IF AND ONLY IF you want to buy tickets for Let's Play Live in LA, please use our code. We need to show these other LP'ers that our fans are a thousand times better than anyone else on the internet. And that they have bigger cocks.

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2016-04-18_FUNHAUS_VS_THE_WORLD_-_Funhaus_Shorts_[pIUj0CpDn7A].description

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FUNHAUS VS THE WORLD - Funhaus Shorts

​The great outdoors. Mother Nature's playground. Take it in, stretch it out, breath in that fresh air, and scout out that back nine, cuz we're going golfing!
...Oh wait its mini golf? ...In VR? ...And who's playing?
Yea so, I guess just sit back and enjoy as a bunch of idiots bumble through the beautiful game that is Miniature Golf. 

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HOW TO GOLF IN VR - Cloudlands VR Minigolf Gameplay

Funhaus Trivia: Our last GTA 5 heist went up one year TO THE DAY. We didn't plan that. It just... happened. Weird, right?

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HUGE EFF UPS - GTA 5 Heists Gameplay, Series A Funding Part 2

Voldemort forgot one important piece of information:

The wand chooses the wizard... IDIOT.

Something, something, Hermione's hot now. 

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2016-04-15_WHO_CARES_ABOUT_HARRY_POTTER_-_Funhaus_Comments_14_[RQaIgYd-Xjc].description

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WHO CARES ABOUT HARRY POTTER? - Funhaus Comments #14

The last vestige of Joel. We'll miss him, and his dance moves. Especially Elyse. 

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2016-04-15_1001_DRUNKS_-_1001_Spikes_Gameplay_[UA-pF6sotVo].description

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1001 DRUNKS - 1001 Spikes Gameplay

Hey guys, Elyse here. Today, I wanted to talk to you all about something that is a extremely important to all of us here at Funhaus. And that something, is Comedy. The big "C," as I call it.

As you watch this GTA gameplay, you'll notice that the episode begins with what we call a "bit." Now, until this point in time -- knowing what we know of Funhaus, their weekly GTA sessions, and Bruce's aptitude for the game -- we can make an informed statement and say that Bruce isn't exactly the best GTA player in the world. However, Bruce has a major trump card; he has been playing GTA nightly, in secret, and in doing so his skill with the game has improved exponentially, propelling him to an elite, pro status. During his prideful boasting, he claims to have clocked an approximate 500 hours of playtime over two years. He is so confident in his GTA prowess that he approaches the match with a smug, self-assertiveness that gives him the air of a pompous mouth-a-bout.

When Bruce begins to play, we see the illusion crack. Clearly Bruce is not the seasoned player he originally purported to be. The sad truth is that Bruce was lying and did not play GTA for as many hours as he claimed. His skill is laughable, he barely knows the controls, and quite frankly, he's just plain bad. As he continues to play he must hold fervently and defensively to his original proclamations, although it's obvious that he is losing grip on the charade, making it all the more pathetic and humorous.

This is where the comedy happens. By establishing expectations beforehand and then flipping them, Bruce shocks and dismays us, the audience, belittling himself and playing the apt fool. Good, easy comedy often comes about when you tell your audience one thing, and then surprise and awe in an unexpected way. It might not be Comedy 101, but it's definitely up there -- Comedy 103, or 104 maybe. 

Writing a YouTube description dissecting a joke is at least Comedy 307. 

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WORLD OF TANKS - GTA 5 Gameplay

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Another week where we masquerade pervasive pessimism as enlightened skepticism. Also, you're in for some big ass words now that Joel's not writing this anymore. Better bust out that dictionary, because we're going to drag you to good SAT scores kicking and screaming.

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2016-04-13_Will_Suicide_Squad_SUCK_-_Dude_Soup_Podcast_65_[yaGvMj1g4R4].description

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Will Suicide Squad SUCK? - Dude Soup Podcast #65

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Goodbye everyone. It's really been fun.

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2016-04-12_JOEL_HATES_FUNHAUS_-_Open_Haus_60_[9jqBSzmXqMc].description

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JOEL HATES FUNHAUS - Open Haus #60

The first non-Joel description is bittersweet. All we can do is chew on the irony that he didn't get to address a Demo Disk that is so menstruation heavy.

Get it? Heavy. That's what we call word play!

We'll miss you Joel.

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2016-04-11_PERIOD_PIECE_-_Demo_Disk_Gameplay_[fE2ErqmY50Y].description

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PERIOD PIECE - Demo Disk Gameplay

Wheelhaus, wheelhaus, spinning around
Playing the games it randomly found
Wheelhaus, wheelhaus, chooses crap games
Makes it frustrating for Bruce, Adam James

Wheelhaus, wheelhaus, spinning around
Grandpa takes grandgirl and gives her a pound
Wheelhaus, wheelhaus, I wanna quit
Each game we play is covered in shit

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2016-04-10_POOP_IN_A_BOX_-_Wheelhaus_Gameplay_[Ddd6Uca_1uI].description

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POOP IN A BOX - Wheelhaus Gameplay

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Is it weird to write my own description to this video? It's all about me. I actually lobbied against uploading this. No one is asking to watch The Best of Joel. There IS no "Best of Joel" to begin with! It's a damn oxymoron! Furthermore, it's a little self-aggrandizing, right?

Wrong. I deserve this.

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2016-04-09_RIP_JOEL_-_Best_of_Joel_Video_[XIQ3r3lbDrk].description

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RIP JOEL - Best of Joel Video

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Gotta go fast, gotta go fast,
Gotta go faster, faster, faster, faster, faster
Movin' at speed of sound (make tracks)
I'm the quickest hedgehog around
Got ourselves a situation, stuck in a new location,
Without any explanation, no time for relaxation!
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't blink, don't think,
Just go, go, go, go, g-g-g-g-go, go!
N-n-n-n-n-n-na
N-n-n-n-n-n-na
Sonic, he's on the run!
Sonic, he's number one!
Sonic, he's comin' next,
So watch out... For Sonic X!
Gotta go fast (Sonic!), gotta go fast (Sonic!),
Gotta go faster, faster, faster, faster, faster!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
So... (Sonic) nic... (Sonic) X,
Gotta go faster!
Gotta go fast!
Gotta go faster, faster, faster, faster,
Sonic X!

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2016-04-08_DRUNK_RUNNERS_-_Speedrunners_Gameplay_[GfzpAnL4bO4].description

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DRUNK RUNNERS - Speedrunners Gameplay

Man, your comments are getting more and more literate each week. Puns? Multi syllabic words? Gender politics? Quechua?! It's like you guys decided to actually pick up a book this week and do some reading. Congrats! Enriching your life is very important.

I watched with pride as your comments have evolved from caveman-like grunts to simple sentences. All it took was weeks and weeks of berating, mocking, belittling, and prodding you to do better. Now that you're writing at an 11th grade level, I know I can leave you better than when we started. 

My 13-week project to civilize you has ended in success.

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2016-04-08_GET_RID_JOEL_-_Funhaus_Comments_13_[ti3VJRKUnWM].description

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GET RID JOEL? - Funhaus Comments #13

Once upon a time we started a YouTube channel dedicated to gaming, podcasts, and comedy, and it was a good little channel! It did all the things a good channel should do: it got subscribers, and views, and everyone was happy. But then, we made a mistake: we did a drunk gameplay. And after that day, that's all anyone wanted to see. So we kept doing them, and doing them, forever and ever, until our livers turned to pickles and we became old sad men.

The end.

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2016-04-07_DRUNK_GARBAGE_-_GTA_5_Gameplay_[o7qVl1MINE4].description

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DRUNK GARBAGE - GTA 5 Gameplay

Welp. Goodbye, I guess!

Oh, wait. You're probably expecting a long, discursive, typically "Joel" description, huh? Well, you're not going to get one. I'm too busy today. I have to upload videos, make sure the channel is in shape for when I leave. Oh, and I'm trying to respond to as many comments as I can on Twitter and Reddit and the Rooster Teeth site. So no - there WON'T be a crazy-ass description.

Am I sorry? A little. I mean, it's kind of one of the things I do around here. There are only like 15 of you that read all of these, but hey, I still like doing it. It's a good creative way to express myself. And I will miss that. But it's not like I won't be able to write on my own. It's just a question of whether I will or not. I guess what I really like about this is that it FORCES me to write something every day. And that's good. But not today - we're too busy. Too busy for a long-winded description.

So apologies for such a short description this week.

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2016-04-06_GOODBYE_Joel_-_Dude_Soup_Podcast_64_[2-rDnqyfoKY].description

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GOODBYE Joel! - Dude Soup Podcast #64

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Thank you for purchasing the all new Open Haus board game! This is a game for 6-9 players. 

Contents of Box: 4 webcams and 1 Omar Cam, 9 office chairs, 1 SF Giants bobblehead, 1 quiet intern, and a Reddit account pre-subscribed to the Funhaus Subreddit.

You'll need: 5-8 friends and one Matt Peake, various props and costumes and sex toys.

How to Play: All players sit at a table facing each other. Using the provided Reddit account, source 5-9 questions from the Funhaus Subreddit. Make sure they're the same questions asked every week. Bonus points for a F/M/K or Game of Thrones question.

Begin recording using the provided webcams. Starting with the player in the "Adam" spot, ask the players questions, laughing or ignoring the answers depending on who's answering. Feel free to use any props/costumes/sex toys on hand to enhance your answers. Cease play when you reach the end of the questions, or when the player in the "Bruce" position gets bored.

Take the recording, and edit it heavily over the course of 3 days. Using the provided quiet intern, create dozens of photoshops people will see for 3.5 seconds each. Upload the video (making sure to monetize in all countries). 

The commentors on the video will decide the winner. Have fun!!

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2016-04-05_Funhaus_BOARD_GAME_-_Open_Haus_59_[OokbdMPcCzU].description

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Funhaus BOARD GAME? - Open Haus #59

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Little disc,
It'll shatter nicely.
Every game
Like the one before.
Little disc
Fully of shitty demos
Booting up to play.....
I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored.

There goes a demo of an online shooter
The code is broken, can't you tell
Every demo is a snore
Let's find more Rule 34
Since these crappy broken games all play like hell

Look there it goes the disc is always crashing
It's making Adam scream and yell
Never works, is never good
The developer's Jo Wood
No denying all these demos play like hell

I'm bored. Bad disc. What are we playing?
I'm bored. Bad disc. An RTS.
We need to quit! It's too damn early.
These demos all consist of such BS

Hey check it out we have a Disney ripoff
I wonder did it ever sell?
It's a Mulan skin of Snood.
And I bet you they got sued.
We should really snap this disc it played like hell

Oh, isn't this amazing?
It's an early 90s RPG.
Here's where you choose the wizard
But the game'll crash before you level him to 3.

Now it's no wonder that we want to rage quit
That'd make the audience rebel
Every video we make
Is another disc to break
Cause it's true that all these demos play
So true that all these demos play
Oh can you see these demos plaaaay....
Like hell!! 

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BOOTY AND THE BEAST - Demo Disk Gameplay

It hasn't even been 3 weeks. THREE WEEKS. Since our last drunk gameplay. And here we are again, destroying our bodies for you. This is the one you've all been waiting for, though: Drunk Souls 3. The Ultimate in Drunk Souls videos. You thought Drunk Souls 1 and 2 were good?

Wait, you haven't watched Drunk Souls 1 and 2? You can't find them on our channel? Weird. I don't know why. I'm sure we did them. I distinctly remember Drunk Souls 1 and 2, but you're right. I can't find any record of them here on Funhaus. I don't know why that is. 

Huh.

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2016-04-03_DRUNK_SOULS_3_-_Dark_Souls_3_Gameplay_[baMyINaV4ms].description

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DRUNK SOULS 3 - Dark Souls 3 Gameplay

In order to train your dragon, first I'm going to have to tell you how to make a dragon. When a mommy dragon and a daddy dragon love each other very, very much, the daddy dragon and mommy dragon wish as hard as they can, for at least 6 minutes, with Barry White playing on Spotify, until the daddy dragon spums on the mommy dragons tummy. 

Then the Magical Love Dragonfairy makes circles and stars with the spum, and then a dragon's egg pops out of mommy's treasure basket. Then, after 9 months, the egg hatches and a baby dragon is born!

That's when you, the viking, come in with a muzzle and a choke collar and a harness and tie that bitch dragon up. You tie him up! And you make that dragon yours. You don't let that dragon baby talk back to you, you're the fucking dragonmaster! Yeah. That's how you train a goddamn dragon.

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2016-04-02_HOW_TO_DO_STEROIDS_-_Wheelhaus_Gameplay_[UahkHU1dGnA].description

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HOW TO DO STEROIDS - Wheelhaus Gameplay

Ladies and Gentlemen - you're probably wondering why I invited you here today. There is a mystery afoot: someone burped. We know where he or she burped: here. We know how or or she burped: with his or her stomach. What we don't know is the WHY or the WHO.

Lady Violet: you were seen eating a chimichanga not 2 hours ago. Did the burp come from you?
Corporal Ceylon: was it the saag paneer you had for dinner? TELL ME?
Senor Sienna: I observed you furtively exiting a Carl's Jr, and I say to you, that burp certainly SMELLED like a $6 burger.
Madame Mauve: After some research, I discovered you won a belching contest in preparatory school.
Doctor Schwartz: I just don't like Germans.

So: who was it? Come clean, and we can all repair to the solarium for iced jellies. 

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WHO BURPED? - Funhaus Comments #12

Terrorists in the room
Frag grenade makes a boom
Don't get shot
Oops we got shot
It's Retard Rainbow 

Theyyyyy can't do anything
My teammate's dead
Holes in his head
Retard Rainbow

Theyyyyyy can't kill anyone
The game's not fun
We suck with guns
Retard Rainbow

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2016-04-01_WE_ARE_THE_WORST_-_Rainbow_Six_Siege_Gameplay_[ZfJh88NsaDk].description

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WE ARE THE WORST - Rainbow Six Siege Gameplay

Remember, kids: Drunky The Motorcycle raps:

When you're drunk as hell
With all the guys
Don't ride your bike
That's dumb and you're definitely going to die

Extreme Windmill Parkour: http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/pc/jobs/job/TuJSoQSez0etKM6doD7Hqw#

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2 DRUNK 2 BIKE - GTA 5 Gameplay